TotallyOz Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 How To Bang A Straight Guy Men cum in all shapes and sizes. And, all are adorable in their own ways. But for many of us, the holy grail is to get in the pants of a straight guy. Sure, I know you have to pretend to your hot straight male friends that you don't like them that way but many of us are dogs who would do the humpty-hump with our jogging buddy in a moment's notice if given the chance. And, why not? Forbidden fruit has always been one of the biggest turn-ons for people in bed. Transgression is fun. Plus, sex can often be about conquering, and what's a more brag-worthy conquest the twink in the dark room of The Cock who's blown three guys that night, or a hunky straight boy who swears he'd never do anything like that, except, you know, that one time, when was in college, he was drunk, it didn't mean anything.... The good news is that straight guys are not unfuckable cock blockers. Sure, they won't want to be your boyfriend, but if you just want to knock cock, it can be done, if you just put your mind to it. The first thing you need to do, my little cockaholics, is make sure you have condoms on you before you start the seduction. A lot of straight guys don't carry condoms on them, because they know that a lot of straight girls who are on the pill won't make them wear them. The second thing is to make sure you have a quantity of booze and/or weed. You are not going to make this happen when they are sober. Obviously you don't want them to get so fucked up that they can't give consent you just want them to be buzzed enough that they let down their bro guard a bit. Third up, you have to reassure their straight ego. Tell them it's not gay it's just experimenting. Assure them that you've been with other straight guys before and that lots of guys do it, they just don't talk about it. (You can tell them this even if it isn't true it's not like they are going to ask around just to prove you wrong!) Now, your next move is to try to find a time when you are alone with them. They won't appreciate people seeing you put the moves on them. You've got to seriously keep it on the down low. Your best bet is if they are in a dry spell or have just gotten into a spat with their wives or girlfriends. Better still, if they are bitching that their girl won't give them head very often or let them fuck them up the ass at all. You can point out that you don't have those kinds of problems and assure them that if they tried guys a bit they'd find themselves getting lots of head and having the chance to bang the back door. Remind them that mouths and asses have no gender. Move slowly. Don't go in for a kiss you have to make this about them getting off, not about anything close to romance. It has to be just a thing guys do from time to time. The less serious you make it seem, the less threatening it will be for them. Of course you can tease them and double dog dare them no guy likes to think that he's not brave enough to try something just once. When it looks like they might be considering it, assure them that it will be your secret and you won't tell anyone even if you'll be on the phone to your favorite fag hag 10 minutes after they are out the door. Don't expect reciprocation you have to make it all about them. You can jerk off about the sexperience later. They whole point is to seduce them so that you can know you've moved them toward Team Pink. If these tactics don't work, then you have to go for what may at first seem your least likely ally women. The truth is that many women fantasize about seeing two guys fool around with each other. That's why up to 30 percent of gay porn is purchased by women. They find it just as hot to watch two guys together as straight dudes find it sexciting to watch two women play with each other. If he has a girlfriend and you are friends with her, ask her if she'd be willing to do a threesome with you and her boyfriend. This can work wonders if you are willing to play with her a bit because a lot of girls have the same fantasy about seducing a gay guy as you do about seducing a straight guy. If the object of your desire doesn't have a girlfriend, there is probably some girl in his life that he really wants to fuck. Talk to her and try to bring her onto your side. While she may not be into fucking him one-on-one, she may be willing to do so as part of a threesome so she can get off on you two getting off. Either situation is likely to work out. If a dude thinks he can get more sex from his girlfriend, he'll do almost anything for it. And, if his girlfriend is asking him to do it he can justify to his male ego that he's just doing it to turn her on so, it's clearly not gay at all for him to be rubbing his cock next to yours. And, if he's single and really wants one of his female friends, he'll literally do anything to get in there. Man's little head always wins the fight with his big head, even if he's super homophobic. Of course, sometimes this isn't in the cards either, but don't fret my little fairies there's still one more option. Simply go to Craigslist where you'll find tons of straight dudes looking for beat off buddies - hit a couple of them up, and you'll find it's not that hard to get them to let you go down on them once they've popped a chubby! So, if straight guys are your thing. then you've cum to the right place! Boy Toy is happy to set you straight on how to get a horny hetero! Now go out and go down! cc boytoy.com 2013 flipao 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest EXPAT Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 I will never understand the straight guy fantasy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NCBored Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 I will never understand the straight guy fantasy. I can understand it from the 'challenge/conquest' angle, I guess, but it's not MY fantasy. And sometimes there's an undercurrent of 'straight guys are more masculine'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members wayout Posted January 14, 2013 Members Share Posted January 14, 2013 You also need a healthy dose of self confidence and chutzpah to be able to pull that off...both of which I am severely lacking when it comes to the art of seduction. I guess that is why I hire But the tips are very interesting and make a lot of sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiBottomBoy Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 Straight guys can be seriously hot if you are in the mood to just suck or be fucked by someone super masculine. Plus, yeah, the conquest angle. Why should people with vaginas get exclusive access to 90 percent of the studs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 I don't know. My last couple months in NYC I lived with a straight guy, mid-30s, originally from Puerto Rico, who enjoyed my blow jobs and sleeping together. (Actually sleeping, wrapped round each other, tho no sex beyond the foregoing.) Not a hooker; a grunt in the music production biz. Several times he procured fuck buds for me from among his queer friends. He it was who introduced me to No Parking, come to think, a happy hunting ground for pickups, the one time I went there before moving away. And showed me how to live more or less on the streets for a few weeks when that became needful. Think the observations in Lucky's post on gender identity are relevant, and have some applicability in age ranges above those highlighted in that article. flipao 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NCBored Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 Straight guys can be seriously hot if you are in the mood to just suck or be fucked by someone super masculine. Plus, yeah, the conquest angle. Why should people with vaginas get exclusive access to 90 percent of the studs? I may not have been clear in my post - it bothers me when people seem to equate 'straight' with 'more masculine'. I've topped some VERY masculine guys, IMO. But when it comes to fantasies, we edit reality to fit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiBottomBoy Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 Of course there are very masculine gay bottoms, but there can also be something about nudging a straight guy to our team that can make him seem more masculine, because we know we are getting what the girls usually get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gotti Posted January 15, 2013 Members Share Posted January 15, 2013 Straight boys are god gift to humanity, but you can have them only once, after that they are not technically straight anymore. The second best thing are straight looking bi-sexual boys. Just one advice, or as a matter of fact a survival tip: Don't fall in love. BiBottomBoy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NCBored Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Straight boys are god gift to humanity, but you can have them only once, after that they are not technically straight anymore. The second best thing are straight looking bi-sexual boys. Just one advice, or as a matter of fact a survival tip: Don't fall in love. If that's true...then you can never be sure they ARE straight. (Someone may have gotten there before you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gotti Posted January 15, 2013 Members Share Posted January 15, 2013 Sure, but a line has to be drawn. A repeat offender cannot claim he was drunk or checking out, specially with the same person. If he looks, acts and is totally believable as a straight boy, it means you are getting all the goodies, and that's what counts right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiBottomBoy Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Exactly. And, that's hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NCBored Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Sure, but a line has to be drawn. A repeat offender cannot claim he was drunk or checking out, specially with the same person. If he looks, acts and is totally believable as a straight boy, it means you are getting all the goodies, and that's what counts right? I was kidding - and making the point that it's really about perception. If he fits your fantasy - that's what matters! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiBottomBoy Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 No matter who you have sex with fantasy is always a make or break part of the equation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
