Guest EXPAT Posted December 10, 2012 Posted December 10, 2012 Those of you that have seen the movie (even if you won’t cop to it) will probably know what I’m talking about, but for those out of the loop let me break it down for you: The lovable werewolf Jacob (Taylor "does-he-own-a-shirt" Lautner) decides that it’s time for Bella’s dad (Billy Burke) to be let in on the secrets of the supernatural. Apparently this is more a show, don’t tell situation. Jacob then proceeds to remove his clothing in a confident and strangely erotic manner before morphing into a wolf, much to the surprise and confusion of poor Charlie. The whole thing plays out exactly like one of those really smutty fan fictions that make you terrified someone will access your browser history. Jacob’s all, “I’ve got something to tell you, and actually it’s better if I show you.” Charlie’s skeptical at first but you can see the curiosity in his eyes… and I’m just going to stop now but please tell me someone has recut this scene in slow motion with soft focus and a sexy soundtrack because that is something I need in my life. Quote
TotallyOz Posted December 11, 2012 Posted December 11, 2012 Would it be illegal to offer Taylor 1M if he let me blow him? Quote
Guest Hoover42 Posted December 11, 2012 Posted December 11, 2012 Would it be illegal to offer Taylor 1M if he let me blow him? No one has to know! What happens in Forks, stays in Forks. Quote
Members TampaYankee Posted December 12, 2012 Members Posted December 12, 2012 I certainly would enjoy having Taylor over for dinner. Quote
Guest EXPAT Posted December 12, 2012 Posted December 12, 2012 Too funny. Robert Pattinson gets a little grabby on Ellen with Taylor . . . Quote
