What do you think about while you masterbate?

[TotallyOz]

Are you one of those eyes shut or eyes wide open guys? Do you like to pop in a porno? Are you dreaming of the oompla loompas or the newest hottie on X Factor? What is on your mind when you jo?

[Lucky]

Well, Oz, that's kind of a personal question. But, I will tell you that back in college I was enthralled with the guy who won the spelling bee. They gave him the title "Master Speller." I'd think of his bulging crotch, so full of good stuff, that if he came he'd be a Master Spiller.

Once he won that title though, he became less interesting to me. He joined the debate team, and, sure enough, soon was named "Master Debater." But what cute name could I come up with for that? Master Spiller sure, but Master Debater? I don't think so.

[Suckrates]

"Cumming" :hyper:

[Guest hitoallusa]

Romantic scenes... I don't particularly like being top since I don't like to put my dick in someone's ass and when I was impotent I couldn't top either.. I don't like to bottom either since it hurts a lot but I love cuddling and kissing... So I think of romantic things..

[Guest Hoover42]

Anyone should be able to guess mine without much thought.

[Lucky]

Happy Birthday, Hoover!

[Guest gcursor]

Oompa Loompas covered in chocolate and rolled in crushed nuts with whipped cream on top of them

actually i dont spend much time masturbating any more because i just don't have the time or the energy much anymore. now and then i'll get the itch and I have to watch amateur porn videos to satisfy the urge (I hate professional stuff because it is so over the top fake most of the time)

I was actually kind of worried because my dick dropped off the other week but I finally decided that it would be okay if I just used duct tape to put it back on.

[Guest EXPAT]

Brent Corrigan bottoming for me.

[AdamSmith]

"Cumming" :hyper:

LOL Perfect!

...a true analytic philosopher's answer

[BigK]

Pounding Ass

[Guest hitoallusa]

Oh my that's hot!

Pounding Ass