Members Lucky Posted November 14, 2012 Members Share Posted November 14, 2012 Expressing profound regret at how his dick had led him astray and ruined his career, former General David Petraeus announced today that he would leave his wife, the very wife who has just contacted a divorce lawyer, and enter a Trappist monastery,where he would never speak again. The disgraced CIA chief had admitted that he had considered castration, but, he said, "If I did that then that Broadwell broad would probably have it stuffed and mounted, and I didn't want that." Petraeus becomes the 801st former government official to resign after a sex scandal in the last ten years.Only 2 have opted for castration. MsGuy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MsGuy Posted November 14, 2012 Members Share Posted November 14, 2012 hahahahahahahaha... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hitoallusa Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 Wow he would be the hottest priest! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Lucky Posted November 15, 2012 Author Members Share Posted November 15, 2012 Hito so wants to play ball with the general. Would you like to be Holly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hitoallusa Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 LOL.. Well he is straight... And I do hope the best for him and Holly in this difficult time. My prayers are with them... Hugs.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
