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Petraeus To Leave Wife- Enter Monastery

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Expressing profound regret at how his dick had led him astray and ruined his career, former General David Petraeus announced today that he would leave his wife, the very wife who has just contacted a divorce lawyer, and enter a Trappist monastery,where he would never speak again.

The disgraced CIA chief had admitted that he had considered castration, but, he said, "If I did that then that Broadwell broad would probably have it stuffed and mounted, and I didn't want that."

Petraeus becomes the 801st former government official to resign after a sex scandal in the last ten years.Only 2 have opted for castration.

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LOL.. Well he is straight... And I do hope the best for him and Holly in this difficult time. My prayers are with them... Hugs..

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