Members ihpguy Posted October 17, 2012 Members Posted October 17, 2012 My friend from Washington leaves tonight. Yesterday he was already forming hos battle plans for his final 40 hours in this Marvelous City. On arrival, he had 5 programas in the first 36 hours of touching down on terra firma. I imagine that if I had met him at Galeao with one or two large-dicked Cariocas, cheap person though he is, hims mangina was so itchy, he might have even popped for a room at the airport hotel right in the Delta terminal. So last night, after his first programa with a lighter-skinned Caroica with a ten-incher, he settled for a medium-skinned guy with a great tan, eight-inches and thicker than a can of Red Bull. His famous last words that I was requested to translate, "Tell him to not to stop fucking me until he comes." The report I received was that they first started on the side/back and it wouldn't go in. JUST...TOO...THICK. Let alone inhaling 8 plus in his manjeen....sitting down on a latao/tall can of beer is enough to preshcedule a visit to the proctologist for some necessary suturing. Anyway, against my friend's wishes, said programa did as requested/ordered and switched to the all-on-four, as quatro, doogy-style...AND DID NOT STOP. My friend was screaming. Yelling for Mommy. Alternating between shouts of Shit and Fuck. Have to admit he is quite the pro in his planning. Not for nothing did he refuse to have lunch yesterday. Just a few nibbles here and there to quell the appetite. Did not want anything unexpected rearing its ugly "whatever" doing the deed. Most definitely he was already imagining what was in store for later on in the day. He is planning a return for March 2013. flipao and TotallyOz 2 Quote
Members flipao Posted October 17, 2012 Members Posted October 17, 2012 thank you! You are the best tour guide! Quote
Guest leokeys2 Posted October 21, 2012 Posted October 21, 2012 Funny and exciting story, ihpguy! = ) Quote
Members ihpguy Posted October 23, 2012 Author Members Posted October 23, 2012 I needed to add that we had a wonderful final day together. Before the return to Seattle, WA, suitcases to Santos-Dumont Airport which has left-luggage lockers. Fairly good size for only 10Reais. We left his things there and just did the normal beach with backpacks. Every Carioca seems to use one. They are almost like growth that balance the more and more common pot bellies for those less active. Had a nice day at the beach. The waves were a bit funny when they hit the sand. Long ebbs and flows due to the gradual drop of the sand into the ocean rather than the normal steeper slope. Caused the breaks to be further out and waves not quite as forceful when the incoming met the outflow of spent water. Hopped the 124 from Rua Visconde de Piraja in Ipa right to the stop in front of NS Candelaria Church after travelling down Primeiro de Marco. Quite easy with a convenient stop for cash at the Banco Brasil agency right there. 1/2 block to Meio Mundo and my friend began hiring away. Between 4 and 6:45 he had three sessions of butt lovin'. The final was with the miraculous Leando/Lean(difficult to pronounce - not Leao =lay-OW = lion and not Lea- lay-AH, but lay-ahn, more like how we would pronounce the name Leon.) My friend required a cum shot from him, but it was still early so he was asking for 150Reais. My friend only pays 80Reais with the final release. No more. Refuses. He asked for 120Reais. Then for 100Reais. I spoke to him and a friend in Portuguese and said listen, he's leaving soon, the offer won't be good all night, who is to say whether you will even get another client tonight, if you don't go upstairs with him you might leave tonight without earning anymoney to bring home....about ten minutes later, they were heading upstairs. Standard stuff. Besides the fact that Meio Mundo sells some type of herbal viagra which is supposed to work and only costs 5Reais. An analogy might be to our saying of a bird in the bush....A programa in the cabine is worth 80Reais in the pocket. Except few bushes here as almost all of the guys shave down. And of course, all of those wasted spermatozoa. However, as one fellow told me, give me a half-hour to recuperate and I'm ready to go again. caeron, TotallyOz and flipao 3 Quote
