Does Your Gaydar Need a Tune-up?

[MsGuy]

You're in luck! The Malaysian Ministry of Education just published a handy, easily memorized 4 point check-list for spotting gays.

Damn, I just wish I had had access to this kind of information back when I was in school. Thank Allah for the enlightened Muslims in Malaysia fighting the good fight to make these invaluable guidelines available to their youth!

[Guest Mcamp]

This is nothing short of inflamatory! Big handbags, similiar to those adorned by women, when hanging out, went wayside in the 80's and was replaced with a much smarter and sophisciated look.

Now, the "attracted to men" symptom, however, was brilliant Freud-like observation which I am certain has now cast horror and disbelief upon many.

[MsGuy]

Well, the gentleman sub judice has the light colors down pat and I'll give him a bye on the purse. Times and fashions change.

But long sleeves, no V neck, loose clothes and no noticeable muscles?

Nope, I ain't buying it; definitely a straight guy trying way too hard to pass for homo.

Gotta say though, the rings and scarf were a nice touch.

[BigK]

This is nothing short of inflamatory! Big handbags, similiar to those adorned by women, when hanging out, went wayside in the 80's and was replaced with a much smarter and sophisciated look.

Now, the "attracted to men" symptom, however, was brilliant Freud-like observation which I am certain has now cast horror and disbelief upon many.

Funny post. Loved the "attracted to men" clue. Very informative.

[Guest hitoallusa]

Very sharp observation!

[AdamSmith]

Their helpful hints on how to detect lesbos were even more uproarious.

Only thing they omitted there was "Arguing loudly over nothing while standing in the grocery checkout line" (indirect props to my idol Peter de Vries for that one).