Guest EXPAT Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 Talk about an unusual problem. Jonah Falcon, the man with the world's largest penis, had a bit of trouble getting his giant cock through security on his way home to New York this weekend leaving San Francisco. As he passed through airport security, Falcon said a younger security guard felt threatened by his "very noticeable" package -- and interpreted it as a biological threat. "I said, 'It's my d!ck,'" Falcon said. "He gave me a pat down but made sure to go around [my penis] with his hands. They even put some powder on my pants, probably a test for explosives. I found it amusing." Falcon who has turned down multiple offer from porn companies said that next time he flies he's just going to wear biker shorts so that everyone can knows exactly what they're looking at. ... btw he's only 9.5 inches soft & 13.5 hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Lucky Posted July 17, 2012 Members Share Posted July 17, 2012 Technically, he has the world's longest penis. Just to be exact. Could be someone with more girth and less length, but I wouldn't want to meet him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotallyOz Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Isn't this his brother? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TampaYankee Posted July 18, 2012 Members Share Posted July 18, 2012 The TSA officer was right to be concerned because clearly it could be used as a dangerous weapon. I suspect he was also excited to do his due diligence in protecting the flying community from a serious potential risk. The only important question remaining unanswered in this story is whether the TSA guy was weezing with labored breathing or sporting a big sh8t eating grin during the pat-down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest EXPAT Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 or unable to stand up after his "inspection". . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Is Long Dong Silver no longer with us? Shortly after he came to my notice courtesy of the Clarence Thomas confirmation hearings, I rented a flick with him (Long Dong, not Clarence) in it and showed it during a straight friend's bachelor party. The attendees, also straight, were fascinated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Suckrates Posted July 18, 2012 Members Share Posted July 18, 2012 Jonah, been there, done that, and I never wanted to do it Again ! YUCK ......(PS, he always wears biker shorts anyway) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
