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TSA frisks man's 9" penis because it could have been a weapon

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Talk about an unusual problem.

Jonah Falcon, the man with the world's largest penis, had a bit of trouble getting his giant cock through security on his way home to New York this weekend leaving San Francisco.

As he passed through airport security, Falcon said a younger security guard felt threatened by his "very noticeable" package -- and interpreted it as a biological threat. "I said, 'It's my d!ck,'" Falcon said. "He gave me a pat down but made sure to go around [my penis] with his hands. They even put some powder on my pants, probably a test for explosives. I found it amusing."

Falcon who has turned down multiple offer from porn companies said that next time he flies he's just going to wear biker shorts so that everyone can knows exactly what they're looking at. ... btw he's only 9.5 inches soft & 13.5 hard.

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The TSA officer was right to be concerned because clearly it could be used as a dangerous weapon. :o I suspect he was also excited to do his due diligence in protecting the flying community from a serious potential risk. The only important question remaining unanswered in this story is whether the TSA guy was weezing with labored breathing or sporting a big sh8t eating grin during the pat-down. :P

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Is Long Dong Silver no longer with us?

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Shortly after he came to my notice courtesy of the Clarence Thomas confirmation hearings, I rented a flick with him (Long Dong, not Clarence) in it and showed it during a straight friend's bachelor party. The attendees, also straight, were fascinated.

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