Members Lucky Posted July 1, 2012 Members Posted July 1, 2012 Hundreds of millions of pennies could be the top prize in the next MER contest, announced today by the successor to previous MER owner Totally Oz. In order to publicize their new ownership, TRUMP International is proposing a Battle of the Obsessions, to be held in Atlantic City next fall. Each contestant would prepare a tea cozy which would best show their devotion to their favorite obsession. For example, a head to head battle could be held between EXPAT and Jimboivo on loyalties for Jesse Santana or Benjamin Nicholas. The one showing the most loyalty would win their weight in pennies. Judging the contest, open to anyone on MER with an obsession for an escort, as proved by 3000 mentions in the past summer, would be longtime posting favorite glutes. He was chosen as the only member known not to be obsessed with anything. Contestants will be flown to the contest on a Memphis airline. Tampa Yankee, former administrator before TRUMP International took over and named Barry as top admin, decried the contest as detrimental to those on MER who keep their obsessions to themselves, or have obsessions to a type of escort rather than an individual. For example, Yankee said, devotion to Asian escorts would not qualify one for the contest at all. New admin Barry could not be reached for comment. He was reportedly pushing for a World Series of Escorts, but was overruled by Trump. Here is a tea cozy designed to honor beloved longtime poster Lucky: Quote
Members OneFinger Posted July 1, 2012 Members Posted July 1, 2012 Hundreds of millions of pennies could be the top prize in the next MER contest, announced today by the successor to previous MER owner Totally Oz. In order to publicize their new ownership, TRUMP International is proposing a Battle of the Obsessions, to be held in Atlantic City next fall. Lucky, have you started smoking crack or did I miss something in the past couple of days???????? I hope this is your idea of a joke. But, it's not nice to pull this shit on old people like me. I'm having a hard time figuring out what's reality and a joke. Quote
TotallyOz Posted July 1, 2012 Posted July 1, 2012 LOL I like the idea of a contest. I'm always a sucker for things like this. But, the tea cups in that photo make me even more dizzy than I was after a bottle of gin! Quote
Members Lucky Posted July 1, 2012 Author Members Posted July 1, 2012 One Finger, it seemed like a light-hearted thing when Lookin first made that tea cozy for me. But, after the Donald saw it, he ran with the idea of a tea cozy prize contest. He takes nothing lightly. That fact should come out in Tampa Yankee's upcoming book: My Six Days Working for the Donald, Simon & Schuster, 2012, $29, $3.99 kindle. Quote
Members Lucky Posted July 1, 2012 Author Members Posted July 1, 2012 LOL I like the idea of a contest. I'm always a sucker for things like this. But, the tea cups in that photo make me even more dizzy than I was after a bottle of gin! Well, it was done right before I started my federal prison term for impersonating The Donald on a TV show. Quote
Members Lucky Posted July 1, 2012 Author Members Posted July 1, 2012 Possible ideas for cozy contest: Quote
Members TampaYankee Posted July 1, 2012 Members Posted July 1, 2012 Lucky, have you started smoking crack or did I miss something in the past couple of days???????? I hope this is your idea of a joke. But, it's not nice to pull this shit on old people like me. I'm having a hard time figuring out what's reality and a joke. Lucky's been boiling down the cough syrup again, also known as Memphis Meth, even though its not actually allowed in town. Quote
Members TampaYankee Posted July 1, 2012 Members Posted July 1, 2012 Gosh darn gee whiz... did this blow in with one of those summer twisters??? Some days one wakes up to the craziest things. Escort obession.... I thought that is what this site and others like it are about. Some guys obsess on one escort others obsess on the next escort. It's all obsession. Anyone not here for that must think we really serve booze!! As for this Trump thing... well, some days one wakes up to the craziest things. Disclaimer for those who might over-read this message. Obsession does not equal stalkng, it is a pathological subset against board policy. Quote
Members Lucky Posted July 1, 2012 Author Members Posted July 1, 2012 Here I try to get folks to expand their horizons and they don't get it! What would it be like if The Donald did buy MER? And what's wrong with an obsession contest? Hey, obsession even has its own cologne! But the contest should be open to those with an Asian escort obsession. That was my mistake. Anyway, something different sometimes gets us thinking new things. Happy 4th of July! Quote
AdamSmith Posted July 1, 2012 Posted July 1, 2012 Asians and Latinos, please. The best threads on here have all been about our obsessions, one way or t'other. Quote
Members TampaYankee Posted July 1, 2012 Members Posted July 1, 2012 But the contest should be open to those with an Asian escort obsession. That was my mistake. I have had a few of those. And yes, that exclusion was a mistake. Quote
