Guest gcursor Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 College starts this week for me and I was running around today getting various errands done. One of those things was to go to the unemployment office and run through some interest profiles which tell you what jobs would be a good fit for you. Once I got to the end of my profile, I looked at all the jobs and there was one that IMMEDIATELY caught my eye! It said TRAVEL GUIDE/ESCORT. I thought, "OH MY GOD! Not only can I BE an escort, they are saying it's OKAY for me to be one!" I immediately printed off the profile and went up to the desk and said "I would like to do this job please." He looked at it for a moment then said "Do you have any escort experience?" I said to him, "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!" He looked stunned and then he said, "Okay, I'm not sure if escorting would be a good fit for you seeing how you look" I looked at him and said, "HEY! You're supposed to be positive and support my dreams. If I come in and say I want to be an astronaut then you should say, "Okay..let's get you to NASA." He promptly said, "Sir, I hardy make more than minimum wage. You vastly over-estimate the enthusiasm I have for this job." So I took my profile sheet and shuffled off to my car. Once I got in the car, I immediately got the best idea I've ever had! I called up NASA and said, "Hey..are you guys hiring astronauts and do they have to look hot?" They replied, "Yes sir. Our astronauts are very hot-looking so that young people yearn to be like them when they grow up." I said "Damn! Are there any jobs I can get there if I were ugly?" He replied, "Well, you could clean up the pigeon poop off the shuttle" I was excited until he said "Except that the shuttle doesn't fly anymore." I hung up the phone and dejected I went to Dairy Queen and ordered 3 large ice cream cones. If I can't get a job because I don't look hot enough then I'm damn well gonna enjoy myself looking how I do now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hitoallusa Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Well we can all be escorts.. When I was sick in the military my supervisor assigned me a hot soldier to escort me to a hospital. He was a hot guy. I think he enjoyed it since he got a day off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gcursor Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 I must be losing my edge. 74 views and 1 reply. *sigh* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gcursor Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 sorry. i mean 2 replies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gcursor Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 OH GOD! there's 3 ! i feel popular again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hitoallusa Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 One more for you! OH GOD! there's 3 ! i feel popular again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hoover42 Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 I must be losing my edge. 74 views and 1 reply. *sigh* And at least one "Like This" from me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gcursor Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 I saw your like Hoover. Thanks a lot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotallyOz Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Well, there are lots of jobs I could do but being an escort is not one of them. Hell, some times I can't even get one to come over to my place! But, I did escort once. Oh, sorry, I owned an escort once. A Ford Escort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hitoallusa Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Aww Oz you are so modest.. You could escort me anytime! What's your number? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotallyOz Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Aww Oz you are so modest.. You could escort me anytime! What's your number? LOL You must be desperate! My number is BR549 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5S2z8rDL9Hg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hitoallusa Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 It says it's not a valid number... What am I missing an area code? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
