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I Have Thirty Three Million In My Checking Account!!!

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Guys obviously yo protect my privacy I can only show you a tiny look at my checking account. But this pic below is real ... look at my available credit! We are gonna have one sweet MER party in Las Vegas on me including transportation :o:D:P

I just wish it wasn't a mistake by my bank :( :sad:

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LOL, I had a client in similar circumstances who bought a house, a car and had a wild old time before the bank caught on to what had happened (several months later).

Good luck, FourAces, here's hoping we don't hear about you :pirate: on the evening news.

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Greetings, respected Sir:

I am in possession of a lottery ticket purchased by a young lady in Baltimore, who has entrusted it to me. It is worth hundreds of millions of dollars, but she wishes to sell it to someone who will relieve her of the pressure of dealing with the media (she is quite shy). If you will transfer to my private checking account, at the National Bank of Lagos, the sum of $33 million, I will forward the ticket to you in a discreet manila envelope, to redeem as you wish. It would be best if you do not mention this transaction to anyone, to avoid legal hassles.

Yr devoted servant and admirer,

C-PS.

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Hmmm I wish I knew the law on this. I love to take some of the money and have some fun:D

btw I checked my account to see if it is still there and it is. Whats funny though is I used my debit card for a $1.00 purchase of a soda and it shows it being debited from the 33 mil :lol:

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LOL, FourAces, you already pretty much know the law or you would be hitailing it to parts unknown with a suitcase of $100's. The money (&house &car and any other recoverable property that can be traced back to the money) belongs to the bank.

Now if someone wanted to dance on the edge of the abyss, he might zero out his true balance and then withdraw the interest on the $33 million as it accrued, leaving the principal amount untouched. Faced with the embarrassing publicity that would be incurred by an effort to recover the missing interest, some bankers would be sorely tempted to just swallow the loss (if it's not too much). Banks really really dislike being seen by the public behaving incompetently.

Of course the downside of any such abyss dancing is the distinct possiblity of finding oneself on the wrong end of a felony conversion charge. :excl: No sensible person would run such a risk. And a cautious person would pick up the phone tomorrow morning and call his friendly local banker (while he remains friendly) and ask that his account balance be corrected, which course of action I sincerely recommend.

The bank is holding four aces. :lol: And your chances of a runner runner hit to an inside straight flush draw are infinitely higher than successfully making off with any significant amount of the bank's money.

Contemplate for a few minutes that the relevant laws were written by folks in the banking industry's pocket and I'm sure you'll see that some hands are best folded.

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Now if someone wanted to dance on the edge of the abyss, he might zero out his true balance and then withdraw the interest on the $33 million as it accrued . . .

Well, at my bank, that would just about cover the $1.00 for the soda. :rolleyes:

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The bank is holding four aces. :lol: And your chances of a runner runner hit to an inside straight flush draw are infinitely higher than successfully making off with any significant amount of the bank's money.

LOL now these are terms I can understand .. but you take all the fun out of it :P:D:lol:

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But no protection for your conscience.^_^

This is great FourAces. I wish you luck! If it were me, I'm liable to try to get the money ASAP and hi tail it to Rio for the rest of my life. 33 M can buy a lot of protection there!

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Oops typo sorry conscience.. It's very late here. ^_^

From my what? I don't understand your words hitoallusa. Please use words I understand.

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Hmmm I wish I knew the law on this. I love to take some of the money and have some fun:D

btw I checked my account to see if it is still there and it is. Whats funny though is I used my debit card for a $1.00 purchase of a soda and it shows it being debited from the 33 mil :lol:

I heard of a similar situation in the past where the customer contacted the bank, asked them to verify that the balance in his account was indeed correct (I believe he even told them he thought it was in error), they said "no, that is the correct balance" so he transferred it out. When they later found out and went after them he was able to show that communication and KEEP THE MONEY.

Wish I could remember more details for you!

Couple relevant looking Google searches:

Bank error in your favor

The day I found £250,000 in my bank account

--obviously different laws apply

I don't know, given how things have been going for you lately, I'd be very tempted to transfer it somewhere like the Caymen Islands or Brazil, once you're sure it's cleared move to a place with no extradition and divide it up between a couple banks and take out a lot in cash...

Just be sure to take care of your friends! :thumbsup:

Or you could use it to convince a casino (or 5) you were a whale and see how much they'd give you free before they realized you weren't putting any out!

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Oh my Oz please think of your daughter to be born...^_^ How could Levi visit you if you were in jail???

Sorry my dear. I still don't understand that word. ^_^

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On further reflection*, I find the most likely denouement for all this to be as follows:

-1- 4Aces will dither around long enough to accrue $50 K in interest.

-2- Bank will notice error and recover all the loot.

-3- Bank's computer will automatically send a form 1099 to IRS stating 4Aces recieved $50 K interest.

-4- Hilarity all around will ensue as 4Aces spends the 2nd worst 6 months of his life :frantics: trying to convince IRS he doesn't owe taxes, interest & penalty on $50 K in non-existent unreported income and discovering in the process that IRS revenue agents don't want to hear any bullshit about bank errors, they just want their money.

-5- One year after 4Aces finally concludes negotiations with IRS, the IRS computer will refer his file to the US Attorney's office for criminal prosecution. :nuke: More hilarity ensues as our hero endures the worst 6 months of his life.**

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* Story line based on true life experiences of clients of mine.

** Being put on the 'audit for next five years' list :pinch: by IRS (just in case) is a cream puff by comparison.

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MsGuy-

You are doing your very best to persuade a "non-client" to do what is in his best interest. ^_^ Your efforts are both realistic and humorous. ^_^

I would like to think "most" of the posters herein are intelligent and able to decide what is in their best interests. I think you have pointed out at least twice what is appropriate here. And, I appreciate it. ^_^

If I were to win the lottery I would surely seek your advice. ^_^

Best regards,

RA1

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First I love all the responses. I do have to give a extra thumbs up to MsGuy though for making me smile instead of crying .. when I called my bank and advised them of the error. As temoting as it was I grew up a counter culture child and believe in Karma ... and God knows I have had enough bad Karma lately. SO my posting friends I did the right thing thing, at least for the bank.

Besides being a mega millionaire isn't as cool as I thought it would be :P:D

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