Guest gcursor Posted March 20, 2012 Posted March 20, 2012 Singer sings: There was a farmer had a dog and BINGO was his NAME-O B I N G O *sound of car approaching interrupts song* ARF! ARF! *Bingo Chases after car* "Bill, LOOK OUT for that dog in the road!" *Car screeches* WHOMP! *Car speeds off* Singer walks away saying, "Never mind..." gcursor Quote
Guest hitoallusa Posted March 20, 2012 Posted March 20, 2012 This was a tough one to get... So what am I missing? And why did the singer walked away not attending the dog? Singer sings: There was a farmer had a dog and BINGO was his NAME-O B I N G O *sound of car approaching interrupts song* ARF! ARF! *Bingo Chases after car* "Bill, LOOK OUT for that dog in the road!" *Car screeches* WHOMP! *Car speeds off* Singer walks away saying, "Never mind..." gcursor Quote
Members lookin Posted March 20, 2012 Members Posted March 20, 2012 Dark humor. I wonder, gcursor, if you are a fan of Edward Gorey, as I am. From the Gashlycrumb Tinies: Quote
Members JKane Posted March 20, 2012 Members Posted March 20, 2012 I love those! Seen the bunny suicides comics? Quote
Members lookin Posted March 20, 2012 Members Posted March 20, 2012 Seen the bunny suicides comics? Not till now. Funny! Quote
Guest gcursor Posted March 20, 2012 Posted March 20, 2012 Actually one of the big humor sites that I like is one a friend told me about. It's called CYANIDE & HAPPINESS (I have both their books...there humor can be dark, edgy, and definitely off the rails at times) Here's one of their animated videos that I love watching from time to time http://www.explosm.net/comics/1710/ Quote
Guest gcursor Posted August 7, 2012 Posted August 7, 2012 *dog barks at Farmer* Farmer (looks up at dog): BINGO! MY GOD...that is you! How are you? Dog (starts to cross road) Farmer (YELLS): WAIT BINGO! We must be careful! We dont want you to get hurt again! Dog barks and sits down Farmer (Looks up and down highway): Okay Bingo, the coast is clear! Come on boy! Dog wags tail and crosses road Car appears out of nowhere BILL! Look out..its that DARNED dog again! *car swerves to miss BINGO* BILL! MY GOD...*whomp* *Bingo finishes crossing street* EPILOGUE: Bill is awaiting trial on vehicular manslaughter charges related to the death of the farmer and previous attempted murder of the dog Bingo. Quote
