Guest FourAces Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 "I asked the bartender to make me a Zombie and he said too late God already beat him too it" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest EXPAT Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 That is so funny!! I taught a joke to my 5 year old godson this week: "If you're American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?" Answer: "European!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 Nobody like Rodney. In movie "Back to School" he's sitting in hot tub with beautiful blond chick. "So you're an English major? Maybe you can help me straighten out my Longfellow!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BigK Posted March 4, 2012 Members Share Posted March 4, 2012 That is so funny!! I taught a joke to my 5 year old godson this week: "If you're American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?" Answer: "European!" You're a parents dream. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
