Members Lucky Posted February 26, 2012 Members Share Posted February 26, 2012 Desperate to make sure that the usually very long Oscar show comes in on time, producers have supplied crystal meth to each of the nominees in the hopes that their acceptance speeches take less time. At least that's what I think this headline in the news means. Anyone have any other ideas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JKane Posted February 26, 2012 Members Share Posted February 26, 2012 Oh god, Hollywood actors and actresses *can't* get any skinnier! They'll disappear behind the mic stand! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FourAces Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 Lucky no, they will talk faster but ramble on forever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JKane Posted February 27, 2012 Members Share Posted February 27, 2012 Oh god, Hollywood actors and actresses *can't* get any skinnier! They'll disappear behind the mic stand! Speaking of, did you see Angelina Jolie? Esp. her arms? Eat a frick'n sammich, woman! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest EXPAT Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 Speaking of, did you see Angelina Jolie? Esp. her arms? Eat a frick'n sammich, woman! She was best dressed by far. I think she is gorgeous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JKane Posted February 27, 2012 Members Share Posted February 27, 2012 It's less obvious there than on stage. Her hair and makeup were gorgeous, the dress... was kinda hard to see any detail in, on my TV at least. Was surprised how old some of the men I've been watching all my life looked, Crystal (esp. in the opening), Cruise looked unbelievably average in the interstitials (though more like himself on stage with tux, full hair and makeup, lift shoes) and Nick Nolte (?) looked like crap in the audience but "like himself" in the clip they showed right before cutting to him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JKane Posted February 27, 2012 Members Share Posted February 27, 2012 I love Jolie but this is pretty damn funny! http://www.towleroad.com/2012/02/jolieleg.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest EXPAT Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 ROFLMAO That is hilarious. That made my morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JKane Posted February 27, 2012 Members Share Posted February 27, 2012 Speaking of actresses and crystal... Bitches who said that one of the original first ladies of crazy, Sean Young, can't even get arrested in Hollywood are gargling and swallowing their words this morning... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
