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Female Prostitutes in Abundance at Super Bowl

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Not a single complaint has yet reached Super Bowl authorities that any one individual has been unable to obtain the services of a prostitute during Super Bowl weekend. One individual complained that his chosen sex worker would not give him an "around the world," yet calmed down once it was pointed out to him that she wad a native born Estonian and did not sufficient geographic knowledge to complete the act.

One man complained that the price quoted him was twice the price quoted to his buddies, but once he was told that he was twice as ugly as they are, he understood.

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Not a single complaint has yet reached Super Bowl authorities that any one individual has been unable to obtain the services of a prostitute during Super Bowl weekend. One individual complained that his chosen sex worker would not give him an "around the world," yet calmed down once it was pointed out to him that she wad a native born Estonian and did not sufficient geographic knowledge to complete the act.

One man complained that the price quoted him was twice the price quoted to his buddies, but once he was told that he was twice as ugly as they are, he understood.

Isn't it amazing how a quiet midwestern city can rise to the occasion! Everybody loves a party :thumbsup:

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