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Smartphone use on the toilet ?

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I only use it very rarely.

Usually read magazines, but sitting too long is bad for you! (Many believe excessive sitting on toilet causes hemorrhoids.)

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Many believe excessive sitting on toilet causes hemorrhoids.

Many also believe excessive wanking causes blindness. :rolleyes:

To the extent that there's a correlation between time on toilet and hemorroids, JK, I would look for hidden variables linked to both. :yes:

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Many also believe excessive wanking causes blindness. :rolleyes:

To the extent that there's a correlation between time on toilet and hemorroids, JK, I would look for hidden variables linked to both. :yes:

My guess is it's actually time spent straining... but sitting idly, derping around on my phone or reading 'till my legs fall asleep can't be good...

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My guess is it's actually time spent straining...

Definitely a prime candidate variable for further research. :thumbsup:

but sitting idly, derping around on my phone or reading 'till my legs fall asleep can't be good...

Yep, causes blood clots & varicose veins (according to respected authorities :P )

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Definitely a prime candidate variable for further research. :thumbsup:

Yep, causes blood clots & varicose veins (according to respected authorities :P )

Euwwww..... This thread has been hijacked down a dark unpleasant alley. :shocked::sick:

Guest BewareofNick
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I recently downloaded the toilet paper app from Android market. Quite an experience!

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