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So far today Jkane is tied with EXPAT for the lead- 26 posts each.

Lucky and MsGuy tied at 13...how lucky for me!

of course those daily totals are rolling totals. your count goes down by 1 exactly 24 hours from the moment you made that post. So the point totals are not necessarily posts during that day but in the last 24 hours. But it's close enough. . .

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I think we should even the odds a little. Let's take the top ones and they have to do their posts while blindfolded with one hand tied behind their back. See..it's not TOTALLY unfair!

gcursor

p.s. although it does make me chuckle when I think of what the top people must do when they find out that their internet connection is down for a moment.

OH MY GOD! My internet is down! HOLY CRAP! WHO WILL I CALL? Calm down..you can do this! I KNOW...I'll go to Starbucks!

*drives to starbucks*

*sits in starbucks*

*gets on computer and internet is down*

YELLING (standing up): WHY IS YOUR INTERNET DOWN?

Server: We don't know. There's a sign on the door!

*rushes out door*

OH GOD! I know I'll use my cell phone. *takes out cell phone*

*Thief swipes cell phone and runs away*

HEY! STOP! I HAVE TO DO MY WEB POSTS!

*runs after thief*

*thief drops phone in street*

THANK GOD!

*phone gets run over by a car*

NOOOOOO!!!! I NEED A COMPUTER! PLEASE! ANYBODY!!!

Random stranger walks by and says, "Get a job ya bum!"

What will I do now? *gets brilliant idea and runs to first random house and knocks on door*

*WOMAN answers door* Yes?

Hi, I'm from the city. I'm here to inspect your internet!

WOMAN: Uh, what?

Yes, we've been getting reports of spotty internet service!

WOMAN: But I have no internet service?

WHAT?! Do you live under a ROCK?!?

*Woman slams door*

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