Guest simon Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 Year: 2009 Make: Nissan Model: Altima Mileage: 17,585 Color: Black Transmission: Automatic Special Cash Price: $16,777+++ The Nissan Altima is one of the hottest cars on the road right now! But why pay extra for a new car that will only lose value as soon as you leave the lot? We have just received several 2009 and 2010 Altimas and they are selling fast. This car comes complete with power windows and doors, push button start, alarm system, tinted windows, CD player, and ice cold A/C as well as countless other features! Come in now and take advantage of our summer clearence specials. We just received a new shipment of vehicles and must clear our remaining inventory to make room for the new arrivals. That means huge savings on our already low prices! We also offer in-house financing so WE CAN FINANCE YOU REGARDLESS OF CREDIT!!! This deal is too good to pass up! Call today to schedule your appointment: (xxx)xxx-xxx Phone number edited out for failure to make prepayment for advertising. TY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest EXPAT Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 unless it gets 40MPG, I won't even consider a car anymore. The one I just bought this year is the Ford Fusion Hybrid. Best car I've ever owned and I'm getting nearly 4 times the average gas mileage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest simon Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 OMFG! So sorry. I confused the site for Craigslist for some unexplainable reason. Anyway, anyone looking for a car? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Lucky Posted January 11, 2012 Members Share Posted January 11, 2012 And what might we confuse you for, Simon? Since you posted about an Altima, any A words come to mind? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TampaYankee Posted January 11, 2012 Members Share Posted January 11, 2012 Year: 2009 Make: Nissan Model: Altima Mileage: 17,585 Color: Black Transmission: Automatic Special Cash Price: $16,777+++ The Nissan Altima is one of the hottest cars on the road right now! But why pay extra for a new car that will only lose value as soon as you leave the lot? We have just received several 2009 and 2010 Altimas and they are selling fast. This car comes complete with power windows and doors, push button start, alarm system, tinted windows, CD player, and ice cold A/C as well as countless other features! Come in now and take advantage of our summer clearence specials. We just received a new shipment of vehicles and must clear our remaining inventory to make room for the new arrivals. That means huge savings on our already low prices! We also offer in-house financing so WE CAN FINANCE YOU REGARDLESS OF CREDIT!!! This deal is too good to pass up! Call today to schedule your appointment: (xxx)xxx-xxx Phone number edited out for failure to make prepayment for advertising. TY You have abused your posting privilege here. Strike two!! Simon, unless you are an escort listing a profile, we charge for advertising. Please make payment in the amount of $500 for one month, or $450/mo on a recurring basis if you wish to advertise or $75/day, one day minimum, which you have already incurred. Email to admin@maleescortreview.com your Paypal contact information along with your single/recurring preference so that we can invoice you accordingly. We also accept Western Union and will entertain additional payment options. No checks please. You seem intent on pushing the envelope here. Be careful it doesn't burst your bubble. Remember that members participate at the pleasure of the Management. Remember also that there is only three strikes at bat and no crying in baseball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Lucky Posted January 11, 2012 Members Share Posted January 11, 2012 If I had to pick a word for Simon beginning with the letter A, it would be articulate. He is well-spoken. But we cannot confuse that with well-meaning. Some people don't like to see other people have fun. But if Simon chose to be well-meaning, he could be a good poster here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest simon Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 It was a fucking JOKE! A fucking joke!!! Jesus Fucking Christ! If you all take yourselves that seriously around here, have fun with yourselves. These forums do look like your local Craigslist lately Jesus Fucking Christ. It's no wonder people don't post here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RA1 Posted January 11, 2012 Members Share Posted January 11, 2012 It wasn't a joke. You were trying to take advantage of the good will offered herein. Now, either comply or good-bye. Best regards, RA1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TampaYankee Posted January 12, 2012 Members Share Posted January 12, 2012 It was a fucking JOKE! A fucking joke!!! Jesus Fucking Christ! If you all take yourselves that seriously around here, have fun with yourselves. These forums do look like your local Craigslist lately Jesus Fucking Christ. It's no wonder people don't post here. It was a real Auto Sales establishment in a western city. Either you are connected with it and violated our policy of using these forums to advertise your business or you violated the privacy of that establishment by posting their number here, on an escort information related site which has nothing to do with their business. Attempting to hide behind humor or more likely your failed sense of propriety is no excuse even if true. Grow up. High school is over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Lucky Posted January 12, 2012 Members Share Posted January 12, 2012 Yes, somehow I don't think that this is the place where SImon would come to tell a good-natured joke. He doesn't seem to like us all that much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BigK Posted January 12, 2012 Members Share Posted January 12, 2012 It was a fucking JOKE! A fucking joke!!! Jesus Fucking Christ! If you all take yourselves that seriously around here, have fun with yourselves. These forums do look like your local Craigslist lately Jesus Fucking Christ. It's no wonder people don't post here. If so, it's a pretty lame joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest simon Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 It was a real Auto Sales establishment in a western city. Either you are connected with it and violated our policy of using these forums to advertise your business or you violated the privacy of that establishment by posting their number here, on an escort information related site which has nothing to do with their business. It was a cut & paste of a real Craigslist ad in my local area. I was looking at the Craigslist homepage when this struck me (like death does me now) to be funny. I took due caution to ensure that the email response portion of the ad was not included in my post. Obviously, had I realized, (and I should have realized) that there was a contact number at the bottom of the ad, I would have removed that as well, before posting. I had then, and I have no car now, to sell to anyone. Like I said, it was meant to be a joke. It was meant to be funny. If you see my very next post after Expat's response,(which happened only seconds after my OP (My God he's quick) you'll see where I was trying to make that obviously painful and abundantly clear. But I get it. It wasn't funny. So yes, I feel the spikes through my palms and through my feet because of this. If ever resurrected from this, I shall do my very best to ensure that any humor which I might ever share here in the future will be cleared, cleansed and further authorized by Ricky Gervais personally before-hand. I mean really. Unless you're desperate (and that's entirely for someone else to post about) what healthy, non-self-loathing homosexual would ever be interested in a USED black Nissan, in the middle of the desert anyway? Attempting to hide behind humor or more likely your failed sense of propriety is no excuse even if true. Grow up. High school is over. I've never been someone to hide behind anything which I have ever said or done. Like I said above, it was meant to be funny. High School might be over for many of us indeed, but over, should never, ever, represent dead or forgotten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TampaYankee Posted January 13, 2012 Members Share Posted January 13, 2012 It was a cut & paste of a real Craigslist ad in my local area. I was looking at the Craigslist homepage when this struck me (like death does me now) to be funny. I took due caution to ensure that the email response portion of the ad was not included in my post. Obviously, had I realized, (and I should have realized) that there was a contact number at the bottom of the ad, I would have removed that as well, before posting. I had then, and I have no car now, to sell to anyone. Like I said, it was meant to be a joke. It was meant to be funny. If you see my very next post after Expat's response,(which happened only seconds after my OP (My God he's quick) you'll see where I was trying to make that obviously painful and abundantly clear. But I get it. It wasn't funny. So yes, I feel the spikes through my palms and through my feet because of this. If ever resurrected from this, I shall do my very best to ensure that any humor which I might ever share here in the future will be cleared, cleansed and further authorized by Ricky Gervais personally before-hand. I mean really. Unless you're desperate (and that's entirely for someone else to post about) what healthy, non-self-loathing homosexual would ever be interested in a USED black Nissan, in the middle of the desert anyway? I've never been someone to hide behind anything which I have ever said or done. Like I said above, it was meant to be funny. High School might be over for many of us indeed, but over, should never, ever, represent dead or forgotten. Ok, I accept your explanation that it was an unintended consequence of an ill-conceived joke or prank. Your response strikes me as genuine. Let's put this behind us and move on to more interesting topics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Lucky Posted January 13, 2012 Members Share Posted January 13, 2012 Thanks for that last response, Simon. It was a good move. If you are interested in this site, why not start some good conversations? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest simon Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Thanks for that last response, Simon. It was a good move. If you are interested in this site, why not start some good conversations? My last response, Lucky, was not "a move" however good you now find or feel it to be after your multiple personalities called me an asshole indirectly and such in your earlier posts of this thread. If you are interested in this site, why not start some good conversations? Please get over yourself. I believe I already have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest simon Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Ok, I accept your explanation that it was an unintended consequence of an ill-conceived joke or prank. Your response strikes me as genuine. Let's put this behind us and move on to more interesting topics. Thank you! It wasn't a prank to be, ever. It was an attempt at humor. With that said, please inject the term "his" when you hear "her" and "guy" when you hear "girl" in this video. This is for all of us........Indeed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Lucky Posted January 13, 2012 Members Share Posted January 13, 2012 If Simon says it was not a move, well, then it mustn't have been a move. Please forgive me for being so familiar with you as I feel certain that we have met before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
