Mario Lopez New Underwear Line

[Lucky]

Two videos are available at the link to show Mario Lopez telling us, and showing us, his new underwear line. We get to see his hot, chiseled body, and some very quick glances at his basket. But I had never noticed before his sexy and tiny brown nipples.

Don't worry, the videos are in color!

Lovely Mario

Some may prefer this line of Mario lingerie:

[lookin]

. . . I had never noticed before his sexy and tiny brown nipples.

They are rather cute and would easily fit within his dimples. Unlike a few of the nipples on this page which would likely not fit inside the Grand Canyon. I will not post them in deference to our MER members who have not yet had lunch.

I have met guys along the way who took great pride in the size of their nipples, but I've never found them particularly titillating. I'll usually pinch, tug, and twist as directed and occasionally bite and chew, but only for a bosom buddy.

[TampaYankee]

Unlike a few of the nipples on this page which would likely not fit inside the Grand Canyon. I will not post them in deference to our MER members who have not yet had lunch.

A purist would note the distinction between nipple and areola:

Noun

areola (plural areolas or areolae or areolæ)

(anatomy) The colored circle around a nipple, more exactly known as areola mammae.

from Wiktionary, the free dictionary

But who among us is pure here? So lets lump them together.

Well, I've had lunch and had to take a peek. I found two guys shown below that stand out for me: one literally the other figuratively. As for the blond with saucer areolas (not shown), well I sense rouge at work here. If not I see part-time wet-nurse in his future, leading to a lot of frustrated infants.

As for Mario photos above, he is just smashing in each.

[eeyore]

This is a very tasty thread.

[Lucky]

There is a guy at my gym who's nipples have clearly been well-played in his life. He loves to walk around in this stingy tank that lets the nipples show. It's kind of like having headlights, they are right in your face. I don't like them. I like Mario's aureoles.

PS: Is that his dildo collection on the wall?

[eeyore]

Is it just me...or is it getting warm in here?

[TampaYankee]

PS: Is that his dildo collection on the wall?

Those look like wrenches for nut tightening. I guess they could be repurposed as a dildo. Might be a little cold though. Such use might inadvertently cause nut tightening as well.

P.S. Mario looks fabulous in that bone necklace.