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I have a bird flying around in my house. How do you get rid of the without killing it? I need a man for this kind of work. Can anybody help me? I tried leaving the door open but only bugs came in and the bird is startled and hiding somewhere in the house.

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How about killing two birds with one stone....Oops, that wasn't quite right. Um, perhaps a nice pigeon under glass would be an option?

This once happened to me, a couple of decades back. Now if I could only remember correctly, I did a reverse-Poltergeist? You know, with Carol Ann?

Turn off the lights, darken the house, leave the door open.

Guest hitoallusa
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The bird is hiding somewhere in the house and it's not moving around. I hope no more birds come in by leaving the door open.

How about killing two birds with one stone....Oops, that wasn't quite right. Um, perhaps a nice pigeon under glass would be an option?

This once happened to me, a couple of decades back. Now if I could only remember correctly, I did a reverse-Poltergeist? You know, with Carol Ann?

Turn off the lights, darken the house, leave the door open.

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Perhaps an old flame is trying to get in touch with you. Try singing a happy tune and see what happens.

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If that fails, you could always borrow Lucky's cat. rolleyes.gif

Guest hitoallusa
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Oh my I didn't know our Lucky have a cat. My cat is not with me. I'm pretty sure he will be excited to see a bird in the house. The bird refuses to leave and is flying through the house leisurely. I hope it doesn't get too hungry. I left some rice seeds on the floor for him and some water at the sink for him. As long as the bird is potty trained I want to keep him. It stays in the house very quietly so I wonder what it does all day. Maybe too tired to move around.

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The only way to get a bird out is to borrow a cat. The bird will either smell it and flee or the cat will take care of the problem for you.

LOL I take it you are not a founding member of PITA?

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