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Embarrassed Statue of Liberty Closes

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Embarrassed by the recent turmoil in the US government, the Statue of Liberty announced today that she will be closing.

"I can no longer proudly represent the values of a country which ignores their very foundation," the statue said. "What was once a great democracy is now in shambles, and I will not be a part of it."

Government authorities meanwhile are trying to put a different spin on it, saying that the statue will be closing, but only for a year, for "maintenance" issues.

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http://www.nytimes.com/2011/08/11/nyregion/statue-of-liberty-will-close-for-a-year-to-further-improve-safety.html?hp

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