TotallyOz Posted June 19, 2011 Posted June 19, 2011 1. Homosexuality is not natural. Real people always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning. 2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be Gay, in the same way hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3. Legalizing Gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. 4. Heterosexual marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; woman are still property, blacks still aren't supposed to marry whites. 5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if homosexual marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. 6. Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Homosexual couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children. 7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire Country. Thats why we have only one religion in America. 9. Children can never succeed without a male and female role model at home. Thats why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. 10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social reforms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans. This was sent to me in an e-mail by a friend from law school. Quote
