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1. Hotel food.

2. Unintended acceleration.

3. Anything with Ben Affleck in it.

Next? :smile:

(...with props of course to Lurker's vastly successful long-running thread Over There!)

Guest lurkerspeaks
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just one quick response for now. I am sure more will come later...

1) escorts with ala carte fees based upon activities...

Guest jimboivyo
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-- private aircraft with less than 4 seats

-- a website owner whos disrespect for his customers is blatant

-- fighting with those who have nothing to lose

Posted

1) escorts with ala carte fees based upon activities...

Perfect!

I think I can finish this one for you...

2. "No kissing." <_<

3. "Versatile top." Yeah, right!

Posted

1. Fried Grasshoppers

Actually they taste OK, as long as you don't look at them!

2. Cameras

Yes! I hate being made into a graven image. (Must be something from my childhood religious upbringing. Or at least mama's attempt thereat.)

Guest CharliePS
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1. Spiders

2. Sweet sauces on meat

3. People at my door who want to talk to me about the Bible

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2. Sweet sauces on meat

Absolutely to be avoided!

When I visit the old homeplace these days, the maternal unit has gotten into the habit of cooking sweet-and-sour chicken using a bottled sauce that is 85% corn syrup. Urgh.

Also agree that Jehovah's Witnesses et al. are right up there with spiders. :shocked:

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I have tried to have an "arrangement" with spiders, wasps, etc. and that is, if they leave me alone, I will try to do the same; after all, they have their place in nature. I have not been able to accomplish the same arrangement with Jehovah's Witlesses. ^_^

Best regards,

RA1

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I have tried to have an "arrangement" with spiders, wasps, etc. and that is, if they leave me alone, I will try to do the same; after all, they have their place in nature. I have not been able to accomplish the same arrangement with Jehovah's Witlesses. ^_^

LOL.

You remind me of a similar category:

1. Venomous serpents.

2. Nonvenomous serpents.

3. Serpents in general.

(Trouser snakes excepted!)

Guest CharliePS
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In keeping with another thread: citrus flavored genitals.

Posted

1. Spiders

2. Sweet sauces on meat

3. People at my door who want to talk to me about the Bible

Sorry Charlie, I think Mormon boys are so cute. I always invite them in. I offer drinks and chat and tell them how cute they are. Then I ask them what their book teaches about homosexuals and ask them for dinner one night that week. They never return.

Guest CharliePS
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Sorry Charlie, I think Mormon boys are so cute. I always invite them in. I offer drinks and chat and tell them how cute they are. Then I ask them what their book teaches about homosexuals and ask them for dinner one night that week. They never return.

Mormon boys are often quite cute, but they want to talk about the Book of Mormon (no, not the musical) rather than the Bible, which is often the province of middle-aged mixed-sex couples. The B of M is definitely a more amusing topic.

Guest StevenDraker
Posted

Three things to avoid or ignore:

1. Stalkers

2. Internet Trolls

3. Arguing With a Doughnut

Guest gcursor
Posted

1. Spinning around and around in your chair until you get dizzy and fall off

2. Saying that you're smarter than anybody

3. Saying "I'm bigger than you are" to the JOLLY GREEN GIANT

Posted

The B of M is definitely a more amusing topic.

So true! Did you see the musical? I have not but saw the Tony awards and will get tickets for my November NYC trip!

Three things to avoid or ignore:

3. Arguing With a Doughnut

OK Steven, I must know. What got you so upset that you would argue with a doughnut? And, was it Dunkin or Krispy Kreme? It does make a difference you know. ^_^

1. Spinning around and around in your chair until you get dizzy and fall off

2. Saying that you're smarter than anybody

3. Saying "I'm bigger than you are" to the JOLLY GREEN GIANT

gcursor, you just lead a fascinating life. I must know more!

My tree for today:

1. Eating raw hamburgers

2. Complaining about raw hamburgers to room service managers in Thailand.

3. Loosing your cool when you tell room service you are not paying for a raw hamburger and No you don't want them to cook it again.

Guest gcursor
Posted

Okay....I thought of 3 more things you should avoid...

1. Saying OH YEAH? to anybody

2. making a decision so horrible that even your "conscience" refuses to talk to you anymore

3. talking U-scan checkouts that make comments on the things you're purchasing (i.e. hey didn't you just buy a gallon of ice cream an HOUR AGO?!?!, Seriously..that shirt color is NOT you!!, or one minute sir, let me do a PRICE CHECK ON THESE CONDOMS!)

gcursor

Posted

1. Girls that think they can change you.

2. Guys that think you will hit on them because they are guys.

3. Anyone talking to me as I try to pee!

Guest EXPAT
Posted

1. Chick-fi-La restaurants

2. Five Guys Burgers

3. humidity filled vacation spots. . .

  • Members
Posted

just one quick response for now. I am sure more will come later...

1) escorts with ala carte fees based upon activities...

Otherwise known as Taxiscorts -- the further you go the more it costs. Something I first heard from HooBoy.

Guest hitoallusa
Posted

Eating too much

Laziness

Taking an easy path

Guest ftlboy
Posted

1. Stripper clubs/ I am waiting until Wednesday.

2. Unkind people

3. Anywhere there is a line of people.

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