AdamSmith Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 1. Hotel food. 2. Unintended acceleration. 3. Anything with Ben Affleck in it. Next? (...with props of course to Lurker's vastly successful long-running thread Over There!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lurkerspeaks Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 just one quick response for now. I am sure more will come later... 1) escorts with ala carte fees based upon activities... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jimboivyo Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 -- private aircraft with less than 4 seats -- a website owner whos disrespect for his customers is blatant -- fighting with those who have nothing to lose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotallyOz Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 1. Fried Grasshoppers 2. Cameras 3. Someone you pay telling you they love you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted June 14, 2011 Author Share Posted June 14, 2011 1) escorts with ala carte fees based upon activities... Perfect! I think I can finish this one for you... 2. "No kissing." 3. "Versatile top." Yeah, right! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted June 14, 2011 Author Share Posted June 14, 2011 1. Fried Grasshoppers Actually they taste OK, as long as you don't look at them! 2. Cameras Yes! I hate being made into a graven image. (Must be something from my childhood religious upbringing. Or at least mama's attempt thereat.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CharliePS Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 1. Spiders 2. Sweet sauces on meat 3. People at my door who want to talk to me about the Bible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted June 16, 2011 Author Share Posted June 16, 2011 2. Sweet sauces on meat Absolutely to be avoided! When I visit the old homeplace these days, the maternal unit has gotten into the habit of cooking sweet-and-sour chicken using a bottled sauce that is 85% corn syrup. Urgh. Also agree that Jehovah's Witnesses et al. are right up there with spiders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RA1 Posted June 16, 2011 Members Share Posted June 16, 2011 I have tried to have an "arrangement" with spiders, wasps, etc. and that is, if they leave me alone, I will try to do the same; after all, they have their place in nature. I have not been able to accomplish the same arrangement with Jehovah's Witlesses. Best regards, RA1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted June 16, 2011 Author Share Posted June 16, 2011 I have tried to have an "arrangement" with spiders, wasps, etc. and that is, if they leave me alone, I will try to do the same; after all, they have their place in nature. I have not been able to accomplish the same arrangement with Jehovah's Witlesses. LOL. You remind me of a similar category: 1. Venomous serpents. 2. Nonvenomous serpents. 3. Serpents in general. (Trouser snakes excepted!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CharliePS Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 In keeping with another thread: citrus flavored genitals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotallyOz Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 1. Spiders 2. Sweet sauces on meat 3. People at my door who want to talk to me about the Bible Sorry Charlie, I think Mormon boys are so cute. I always invite them in. I offer drinks and chat and tell them how cute they are. Then I ask them what their book teaches about homosexuals and ask them for dinner one night that week. They never return. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CharliePS Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 Sorry Charlie, I think Mormon boys are so cute. I always invite them in. I offer drinks and chat and tell them how cute they are. Then I ask them what their book teaches about homosexuals and ask them for dinner one night that week. They never return. Mormon boys are often quite cute, but they want to talk about the Book of Mormon (no, not the musical) rather than the Bible, which is often the province of middle-aged mixed-sex couples. The B of M is definitely a more amusing topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest StevenDraker Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 Three things to avoid or ignore: 1. Stalkers 2. Internet Trolls 3. Arguing With a Doughnut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gcursor Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 1. Spinning around and around in your chair until you get dizzy and fall off 2. Saying that you're smarter than anybody 3. Saying "I'm bigger than you are" to the JOLLY GREEN GIANT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotallyOz Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 The B of M is definitely a more amusing topic. So true! Did you see the musical? I have not but saw the Tony awards and will get tickets for my November NYC trip! Three things to avoid or ignore: 3. Arguing With a Doughnut OK Steven, I must know. What got you so upset that you would argue with a doughnut? And, was it Dunkin or Krispy Kreme? It does make a difference you know. 1. Spinning around and around in your chair until you get dizzy and fall off 2. Saying that you're smarter than anybody 3. Saying "I'm bigger than you are" to the JOLLY GREEN GIANT gcursor, you just lead a fascinating life. I must know more! My tree for today: 1. Eating raw hamburgers 2. Complaining about raw hamburgers to room service managers in Thailand. 3. Loosing your cool when you tell room service you are not paying for a raw hamburger and No you don't want them to cook it again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gcursor Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 Okay....I thought of 3 more things you should avoid... 1. Saying OH YEAH? to anybody 2. making a decision so horrible that even your "conscience" refuses to talk to you anymore 3. talking U-scan checkouts that make comments on the things you're purchasing (i.e. hey didn't you just buy a gallon of ice cream an HOUR AGO?!?!, Seriously..that shirt color is NOT you!!, or one minute sir, let me do a PRICE CHECK ON THESE CONDOMS!) gcursor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotallyOz Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 1. Girls that think they can change you. 2. Guys that think you will hit on them because they are guys. 3. Anyone talking to me as I try to pee! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest EXPAT Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 1. Chick-fi-La restaurants 2. Five Guys Burgers 3. humidity filled vacation spots. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotallyOz Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 2. Five Guys Burgers I have only in the last few months discovered this place. PLEASE don't take it away from me so soon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TampaYankee Posted July 18, 2012 Members Share Posted July 18, 2012 just one quick response for now. I am sure more will come later... 1) escorts with ala carte fees based upon activities... Otherwise known as Taxiscorts -- the further you go the more it costs. Something I first heard from HooBoy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Suckrates Posted July 23, 2012 Members Share Posted July 23, 2012 Liars Phonies Scam artists Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hitoallusa Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 Eating too much Laziness Taking an easy path Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest epigonos Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 1. Venomous people 2. Spiders 3. Okra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ftlboy Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 1. Stripper clubs/ I am waiting until Wednesday. 2. Unkind people 3. Anywhere there is a line of people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
