Guest lurkerspeaks Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 I don't brush my teeth. I rinse my mouth out with soda after I eat. I was pretty sure Dr Pepper was a dentist. Mr. Schue: "Who can tell me who Christopher Cross is?"Brittany: "He discovered America." ''Can you please not pull all my teeth? When I smile, I’ll look like an adult baby, but with boobs.'' Mr. Schue: ''Who can tell me what a ballad is?''Brittany: ''A male duck.'' Mr. Schue: ''Brittany, take it away.''Brittany: ''Take what away?'' ''Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?... ''I'm pretty sure my cat's been reading my diary ''I had a cold and I took all my antibiotics at the same time and I forgot how to leave.'' ''People thought I went on vacation but actually, I spent the summer lost in the sewers.'' Most teachers think that by cutting class, I might improve my grades I wore a tank top today because I thought it was summer, and no one ever taught me to read a calendar. I don't want to die yet. At least not until One Tree Hill gets canceled... If we lose, we should throw possums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest EXPAT Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 She is hilarious. She is definitely the "one-line" wonder. And she delivers them with excellent comic timing. And by the way, when she was singing the Britney songs, she was singing and dancing better than the real Britney Spears!! But based on her GMA performance this week, that isn't hard to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
