They Walk Among Us

[ihpguy]

I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The cashier rang up $46.64 charges. I

gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the money

back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favour.

She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what

she was doing, and returned the money again.

I gave her the money backsame scenario!

I departed the store with the $46.64.

[ihpguy]

I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get- one-free coupon for a Grande

Latte. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard

that said 'buy one-get one free.' 'They're already buy-one- get-one-free,

'she said,'so I guess they're both free'.

She handed me my free Lattes and I walked out the door.

[ihpguy]

One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them shouted,

'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked up at the sky and said, 'Where?'

[ihpguy]

While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction

was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every

morning. She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the North?. When my brother

explained that the sun rises in the East, and has for sometime, she shook her

head and said, 'Oh I don't keep up with all that stuff.'

[ihpguy]

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call

from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him,

'The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.' He responded, 'Is

that Eastern or Pacific time?'

Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, 'Uh, Pacific.'

[ihpguy]

While working at a pizza place I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He

appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4

pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. 'Just cut it

into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.'

[RA1]

Remember: They hire the rejects from these stores to be TSA agents.

Best regards,

RA1

[TampaYankee]

ihpguy,

You have a wonderful creative humorous imagination or one unique karma.

If the former, might you be a comedy writer? <-- rhetorical question If not, you should consider it.