Guest zipperzone Posted March 6, 2011 Posted March 6, 2011 A teacher was trying to get her class to identify flavors by their color. They correctly identified Red as Cherry Yellow as Lemon Green as Lime and Orange s Orange. Finally the teacher gave them all Honey Lifesavers None of the children could identify the taste. The teacher said, "I will give you a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father" One little girl looked up i horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, "OH MY GOD!... THEY'RE ASS-HOLES :frantics: Quote
Members TampaYankee Posted March 6, 2011 Members Posted March 6, 2011 Good for a chuckle, thanks. Quote
Guest lurkerspeaks Posted March 6, 2011 Posted March 6, 2011 And that would be a bad thing, why? I have had some pretty tasty assholes.. Quote
TotallyOz Posted March 7, 2011 Posted March 7, 2011 True story: My mother took my nephew to her friend's house. The lady was my high school guidance counselor. My nephew was about 4 or 5. We called him Lexie. My mother was trying to get him to tell her friend his nickname and she said: "Can you tell Mrs. Paula what nickname your mommy calls you?" He looked up at her and said: "Little Asshole" My mother was mortified as she was a very conservative Southern lady. Quote
