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A teacher was trying to get her class to identify flavors by their color.

They correctly identified

Red as Cherry

Yellow as Lemon

Green as Lime

and Orange s Orange.

Finally the teacher gave them all Honey Lifesavers

None of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, "I will give you a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father"

One little girl looked up i horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled,

"OH MY GOD!... THEY'RE ASS-HOLES :frantics: :frantics: :frantics:

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True story:

My mother took my nephew to her friend's house. The lady was my high school guidance counselor. My nephew was about 4 or 5. We called him Lexie. My mother was trying to get him to tell her friend his nickname and she said:

"Can you tell Mrs. Paula what nickname your mommy calls you?"

He looked up at her and said: "Little Asshole"

My mother was mortified as she was a very conservative Southern lady.

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