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Lucky, pardon this wild transformation.

How many times have I seen it? I've seen these reviews at Hooboys and elsewhere.

Overnight encounters and longer.

A sumptuous dinner, a leisurely breakfast.... Eating all the time, sex intermittently.

Big loads everywhere, at all times. And no one has to shit? Yeah sure.

How?

And yes, I have seen Adam Smith's belief in suppositories for avoiding intimate spillages.

I concur but that is for short-term encounters. How are we supposed to manage other situations?

One the one hand, I see reviews of Okie, where at least as the escorts are concerned it goes on for a legitimate overnight. On the other hand, I see a wise patron on these sites who has a formula--he only hires for lunch or dinner and 2 hours of play time at a generous fee. Plenty of time to shit elsewhere.

No one has commented yet to my satisfaction how to deal with this, hmmm, this "it" issue.

P.S. For dear friends like lookin, I'm sure this is not an "issue" at all. I mean we would both be (and have been?) mouths at the trough for

Rick Donovan and others who have huge dicks, and we didn't and don't care whatsoever whether or not they have or had a dirty asshole.

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LOL- you asked for it! I once had a very hot guy shit all over the bed, and boy, did it stink. I tried to act like it was all a big nothing, but his embarrassment ended the night for us.

Otherwise, cleaning up beforehand usually makes for a clean experience. If nature calls, well, it calls. But it usually is on break at times like this.

(We mentioned last week the naked guy on the cruise ship dance floor who couldn't hold it in...)

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One of my favorite and regular escorts of the past had a very hard rule of 'no play in the AM', which for us meant noon to late afternoon. We both were night owls naturally. I eventually learned that he had attained a very firm discipline of his body needs and habits. He ate only at certain times and reigned in his cusine selection when he was 'working'. Nothing too spicy which might generate unintended consequences. Everything worked like clockwork and mornings were off limits. It worked fine once I knew the rules and the reasons behind them. A rather smart, disciplined approach to the profession IMO.

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P.S. For dear friends like lookin, I'm sure this is not an "issue" at all. I mean we would both be (and have been?) mouths at the trough for

Rick Donovan and others who have huge dicks, and we didn't and don't care whatsoever whether or not they have or had a dirty asshole.

Sorry to disappoint, mon ami, but my personal olfactory preferences lean more toward the floral than the fecal. As I didn't get up close and personal with the Donovan derriére, I can't say for sure what would have happened had it been anything less than pristine. But I can tell you that other close encounters of the turd kind have previously dampened my ardor considerably. rolleyes.gif

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Lookin, knowing that you are a) from the Bay Area, and B) don't like encounters of the turd kind, then it is my duty to advise you NOT to ride BART, the Bay Area Transit system. Reports have shown that the seats harbor all kinds of bacteria and fecal matter. People urinate and poop on them. So stay away, even if this means you have to ride your bike to Polk Street or Castro Street.

Here's the story: http://www.nytimes.com/2011/03/06/us/06bcseats.html?hp

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"The results may make you want to stand during your trip. Fecal and skin-borne bacteria resistant to antibiotics were found in a seat on a train...." "Last year, the BART police received 1,051 complaints of smoking, eating and drinking; 245 complaints of urinating or defecating...."

When I used to ride BART during the 80's, the trains seemed pretty clean. I guess the cleanliness levels have slipped deplorably over the years.

"Sorry to disappoint, mon ami, but my personal olfactory preferences lean more toward the floral than the fecal. As I didn't get up close and personal with the Donovan derriére...."

Lookin, I didn't mean to suggest otherwise; only that with such a big beautiful dick as Mr. Donovan sported, it was not mandatory to get up close and personal with that other part (assuming he would let you).

I wonder if a device will be invented someday akin to an Xray. I envision a pair of special glasses that you could wear to detect the level of feces in the viewee. It might be called a "stoolmeter".

Imagine going down a crowded street with such glasses and thinking...."Wow, she's full of shit!" "I can see that big breakfast going down." "Turtle popping out." "He's moving so fast to the office to take a big stinky shit." "Ewww, Grandma drank her prune juice. Disgusting diarrhea coming soon."

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I wonder if a device will be invented someday akin to an Xray. I envision a pair of special glasses that you could wear to detect the level of feces in the viewee. It might be called a "stoolmeter".

Imagine going down a crowded street with such glasses and thinking...."Wow, she's full of shit!" "I can see that big breakfast going down." "Turtle popping out." "He's moving so fast to the office to take a big stinky shit." "Ewww, Grandma drank her prune juice. Disgusting diarrhea coming soon."

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