Client Bring Drugs to Hooker Encounter

[Lucky]

Jack Camp had his favorite sex partner- a stripper who took care of his pole just the way he liked it. And, to make sure, he brought her cocaine and other drugs. Once, when they went out to replenish their drug supply, she said she was a little worried for her safety, but he comforted her by telling her that he was packing a gun.

Problem. No, not the hooker, the drugs, or even the gun. Jack Camp is a highly respected federal judge. Married, too, but we all make out own choices, right?

All the local judges had to recuse themselves from the case, leading the taxpayers to have to fly in several staff to prosecute and judge the poor man. Well, maybe not so poor. He showed up in court with not one, not two, not three, but FOUR defense attorneys!

I guess the moral of the story is that men need sex, no matter the age, the occupation, the marital status. And damned if I haven't met a few guys I'd gladly do even if they needed a little help from their friends. So, there, but for the grace of President Reagan, go I!!!

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/10/04/AR2010100405548.html?hpid=moreheadlines

[Lucky]

And, in related judicial news, a man turning himself in for a warrant tried to help out the cops who were going to strip search him, but they didn't think it was very nice of him:

MONROE, Mich. -- A 43-year-old man bared more than the truth while trying to surrender on an outstanding warrant in Michigan. The Monroe Evening News reported that the man was arrested after taking off all his clothing Sunday afternoon in the lobby of the Monroe County sheriff's office, about 35 miles southwest of Detroit.

Authorities said the man told a records clerk in the building about his warrant. He walked away as she looked up the paperwork, then returned naked.

By the time Monroe city police arrived, the man had his clothing back on. He was taken to a local hospital for psychiatric evaluation.

[Lucky]

Continuing on the theme of judges, here's a judge who only needed ONE defense attorney:

09-29) 18:08 PDT Harrisburg, Pa. (AP) --

Police said a district judge from Intercourse, Pa., hid condoms inside acorns and handed them out to women in the state Capitol complex last week. A summary charge of disorderly conduct was filed Tuesday against Isaac H. Stoltzfus, who presides over low-level cases as a district judge in Lancaster County.

The citation from Capitol Police said the 58-year-old jurist gave the acorns to unsuspecting women, who were offended when they discovered the contents.

Stoltzfus' office referred questions to defense attorney Heidi Eakin, who didn't immediately return a phone message Wednesday.

[BiBottomBoy]

The real theme of the first story is that cocaine makes you make really poor choices.