Name 1 Thing New You Learned Today

[TotallyOz]

I learned that I should not touch guys that I find attractive. I was swimming today and had a much older guy patting me down. I never realized how odd it may feel to others. Hey, that doesn't mean that I won't be touching anyone, it just means I'll be a bit more careful.

[eeyore]

I learned today that if you are on a diet you shouldn't swallow cum: 148 calories (source, NY Times), or if you are on Weight Watchers…2 points.

[AdamSmith]

This morning I learned that one should definitely not attend a fundamentalist church service with any vestige of mood-altering substance still in one's system.

When I was younger and more resilient in several respects it would have been the other way around.

[TotallyOz]

This morning I learned that one should definitely not attend a fundamentalist church service with any vestige of mood-altering substance still in one's system.

Adam, is there any other way to attend one? Really? Do tell please!

[AdamSmith]

Adam, is there any other way to attend one? Really? Do tell please!

Well, I do agree opium should be the religion of the masses!

...or hash, at least

[TotallyOz]

I learned that Internet services in 3rd World countries are wishy washy. I love Thailand but I hate when the Internet goes down and I call them and they say, "oh sorry, not sure."

[MsGuy]

I love Thailand but I hate when the Internet goes down and I call them and they say, "oh sorry, not sure."

Who knew you could subscribe to Comcast in Bangkok?

[Guest hitoallusa]

Good one MsGuy!

Who knew you could subscribe to Comcast in Bangkok?

[TotallyOz]

I learned that Navy boys on leave and traveling home to see their family for the first time in 2 years love jack and coke. Also, when you ply them with this over and over as I did today to a Navy boy traveling from Japan to Dallas on my airplanes, he let me suck him off in the bathroom. Perhaps drunk. Perhaps horny. Perhaps it was all the money he was getting from the passengers who wanted him to have a good Xmas/New Year's. But, my present of a wet blow job, was the best present on earth (for me) and I learned that spending money on booze for our military boys often pays off.

[Lucky]

Did you blow him in the bathroom of the plane? It's kind of tiny, so I am assuming you did this in Dallas. Oz does Dallas!

[TotallyOz]

It was in Dallas and ONLY because we were 45 min early and he was drunk and I had been so nice to him for 20 hours. I even got them to let him sit by me in Business Class on the Minn-DFW journey.

[Guest hitoallusa]

Oh my Oz.. You can get pretty much any guy so this isn't surprising..

[TotallyOz]

I learned that at a straight porn convention gay men are still horny MF's.

I met one of the presenters today and he was hot. A bit older than what I normally go for but we hit it off well and we ended up having sex in his hotel room. I asked him about another time this week and he said, "oh, sorry, my wife comes later tonight."

[Guest EXPAT]

I learned today that Totally Oz is Totally a slut. . . . .LOL

[TotallyOz]

I learned today that Totally Oz is Totally a slut. . . . .LOL

Sad thing was this guy is someone I would be able to settle down with! I just didn't see the wife part coming as he is gayer than I am but he is also French and don't they all look gay? jk

[Guest hitoallusa]

What! What's wrong with Las Vegas! AS and now you... My future husband, whoever it maybe, will be banned from visiting that sin city!

Sad thing was this guy is someone I would be able to settle down with: jk

[AdamSmith]

What! What's wrong with Las Vegas! AS and now you... My future husband, whoever it maybe, will be banned from visiting that sin city!

hito, I do not think you want a husband. I think you yearn for a fellow monk to share your cell in the monastery.

OZ and I, meanwhile, would likely be unfaithful to the village priest and the Mother Superior at the same time.

[Guest BudFoxx]

I learned today that what people do not know will always be their pillow.

[Guest hitoallusa]

I don't think a cell in the monastery isn't that bad... Sometimes we need quite time to reflect on things and meditate.. I learned life isn't all about sex and there are many more pleasant things if we look around..

[AdamSmith]

I very much agree with your first 2 sentences.

[lookin]

I learned that OZ will wait until everyone has stopped posting in a thread, and then close it.

[BiBottomBoy]

What thread got closed?

[Guest FourAces]

Swatting?

Oh those crazy kids. Apparenly this is a fad I did not know about. Its where a kid calls the local 911 number and informs them of a situation that would most def require the Swat Team. They do this giving celeb addresses or friend's that they're on the outs with.

In cities like Los Angeles these calls are using up all the resources too often ... apparently LAPD must send a full Swat Unit which also includes support teams like Police and Firefighters.

Swatting don't leave home without making the call

[Guest rimchair]

I learned today that Lil' Kim Un-hung is North Korea's George W. Bush. Both are spoiled sons of a former potentates that love to wage war to prove them selves macho. Of course with other peoples kids...

[lookin]

I learned that, as soon as the site is working without a hitch, OZ will decide to upgrade it.