TotallyOz Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 I learned that I should not touch guys that I find attractive. I was swimming today and had a much older guy patting me down. I never realized how odd it may feel to others. Hey, that doesn't mean that I won't be touching anyone, it just means I'll be a bit more careful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members eeyore Posted November 26, 2012 Members Share Posted November 26, 2012 I learned today that if you are on a diet you shouldn't swallow cum: 148 calories (source, NY Times), or if you are on Weight Watchers…2 points. TotallyOz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 This morning I learned that one should definitely not attend a fundamentalist church service with any vestige of mood-altering substance still in one's system. When I was younger and more resilient in several respects it would have been the other way around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotallyOz Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 This morning I learned that one should definitely not attend a fundamentalist church service with any vestige of mood-altering substance still in one's system. Adam, is there any other way to attend one? Really? Do tell please! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 Adam, is there any other way to attend one? Really? Do tell please! Well, I do agree opium should be the religion of the masses! ...or hash, at least Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotallyOz Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 I learned that Internet services in 3rd World countries are wishy washy. I love Thailand but I hate when the Internet goes down and I call them and they say, "oh sorry, not sure." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MsGuy Posted December 16, 2012 Members Share Posted December 16, 2012 I love Thailand but I hate when the Internet goes down and I call them and they say, "oh sorry, not sure." Who knew you could subscribe to Comcast in Bangkok? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hitoallusa Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 Good one MsGuy! Who knew you could subscribe to Comcast in Bangkok? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotallyOz Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 I learned that Navy boys on leave and traveling home to see their family for the first time in 2 years love jack and coke. Also, when you ply them with this over and over as I did today to a Navy boy traveling from Japan to Dallas on my airplanes, he let me suck him off in the bathroom. Perhaps drunk. Perhaps horny. Perhaps it was all the money he was getting from the passengers who wanted him to have a good Xmas/New Year's. But, my present of a wet blow job, was the best present on earth (for me) and I learned that spending money on booze for our military boys often pays off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Lucky Posted December 30, 2012 Members Share Posted December 30, 2012 Did you blow him in the bathroom of the plane? It's kind of tiny, so I am assuming you did this in Dallas. Oz does Dallas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotallyOz Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 It was in Dallas and ONLY because we were 45 min early and he was drunk and I had been so nice to him for 20 hours. I even got them to let him sit by me in Business Class on the Minn-DFW journey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hitoallusa Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 Oh my Oz.. You can get pretty much any guy so this isn't surprising.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotallyOz Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 I learned that at a straight porn convention gay men are still horny MF's. I met one of the presenters today and he was hot. A bit older than what I normally go for but we hit it off well and we ended up having sex in his hotel room. I asked him about another time this week and he said, "oh, sorry, my wife comes later tonight." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest EXPAT Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 I learned today that Totally Oz is Totally a slut. . . . .LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotallyOz Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 I learned today that Totally Oz is Totally a slut. . . . .LOL Sad thing was this guy is someone I would be able to settle down with! I just didn't see the wife part coming as he is gayer than I am but he is also French and don't they all look gay? jk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hitoallusa Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 What! What's wrong with Las Vegas! AS and now you... My future husband, whoever it maybe, will be banned from visiting that sin city! Sad thing was this guy is someone I would be able to settle down with: jk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 What! What's wrong with Las Vegas! AS and now you... My future husband, whoever it maybe, will be banned from visiting that sin city! hito, I do not think you want a husband. I think you yearn for a fellow monk to share your cell in the monastery. OZ and I, meanwhile, would likely be unfaithful to the village priest and the Mother Superior at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BudFoxx Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 I learned today that what people do not know will always be their pillow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hitoallusa Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 I don't think a cell in the monastery isn't that bad... Sometimes we need quite time to reflect on things and meditate.. I learned life isn't all about sex and there are many more pleasant things if we look around.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 I very much agree with your first 2 sentences. TotallyOz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lookin Posted January 25, 2013 Members Share Posted January 25, 2013 I learned that OZ will wait until everyone has stopped posting in a thread, and then close it. TotallyOz and JKane 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiBottomBoy Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 What thread got closed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FourAces Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Swatting? Oh those crazy kids. Apparenly this is a fad I did not know about. Its where a kid calls the local 911 number and informs them of a situation that would most def require the Swat Team. They do this giving celeb addresses or friend's that they're on the outs with. In cities like Los Angeles these calls are using up all the resources too often ... apparently LAPD must send a full Swat Unit which also includes support teams like Police and Firefighters. Swatting don't leave home without making the call Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rimchair Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 I learned today that Lil' Kim Un-hung is North Korea's George W. Bush. Both are spoiled sons of a former potentates that love to wage war to prove them selves macho. Of course with other peoples kids... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lookin Posted October 9, 2013 Members Share Posted October 9, 2013 I learned that, as soon as the site is working without a hitch, OZ will decide to upgrade it. AdamSmith, TotallyOz and MsGuy 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
