Macho Marine General Afraid of gays

[Lucky]

Would you sleep with this man? Apparently, he won't sleep with you, and he feels"macho" marines wouldn't either:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2010/08/25/2010-08-25_macho_marines_dont_want_to_bunk_with_openly_gay_says_commander.html

More:

http://www.towleroad.com/2010/08/marine-commandant-marines-may-allow-straight-soldiers-to-live-separately-from-gays-over-moral-concer.html

[TampaYankee]

These fossils are past 'ready for retirement' so it is good their time to move on has come.

In fact, rumor has it that General Conway's asshole is going to the Smithsonian as an exmple of a simple machine that turns shit into diamonds.

[alanalt]

Gee, guys like Dink Flamingo (activeduty.com), Bobby Garcia (AWOLMarines.com), Rob Navarro (MilitaryClassified.com), and, of course, Dirk Yates (Dirk Yates Live) have been finding and filming Airmen, Soldiers, Sailors AND MARINES willing to have sex with other guys for years/decades now. So, chances are if General Conway's "certain type of young American, pretty macho guy" hasn't worked for one of the above, he's bunked or messed (ie. eaten, although he may have 'messed' with him in another sense too) with someone who has! Better not tell the General though, he might not survive the shock long enough to retire...

I'm sure the General's successors will be pleased (if surprised) to find that 'homo-marines' can discipline their sexual urges at least

as well as 'hetero-marines'.

Alan

[MsGuy]

In fact, rumor has it that General Conway's asshole is going to the Smithsonian as an example of a simple machine that turns shit into diamonds.

Ty, work your connections & show him a list of the gay marines the old dear has already bunked with; you could retire in style on what he squeezes out.

[TampaYankee]

Maybe the General is just bitter at spending a lifetime fighting the urge to give his ass up to all those hunks that surrounded him for years, and now everyone is saying it's OK. Yeah, that could make someone bitter.

[lookin]

He made the news yesterday too, saying Obama was a yutz for announcing a date for troop withdrawal from Afghanistan next year. Later, he said that it was sure to be a head fake for the Taliban when they realized we'd just been pulling their leg.

Sounds like he's just pissing in the wind after keeping it bottled up for forty years.

I understand he's taking no chances, though, and recently signed a requisition for 50,000 cases of Soap-on-a-Rope.

[Guest FourAces]

I understand he's taking no chances, though, and recently signed a requisition for 50,000 cases of Soap-on-a-Rope.

lookin