The Escort and the Stopwatch

[Guest Klair]

If it's anything I can't stand, it's spending my time and money with an escort who starts the meter running the instant you open your door. The 'all business' types are the guys who never hear from me a second time. Don't they have any business sense at all? Don't they realize that at least pretending they are really enjoying their time with me is actually a good idea?

Some escorts are great people who truly enjoy making their living this way and are fun to be with. The really smart ones will sometimes tell me I don't have to pay them this time because they just enjoy being with me. While I know that's probably bullshit, it's a great ego-inflating line of bullshit and they end up making much more from me than they ever would have otherwise.

Other escorts act as if the absolutely only thing they give a damn about is how much they can lighten your wallet. I'd rather masturbate to a photo then spend my hard-earned money with a few of these jerks I've met over the years.

[TotallyOz]

In a past life, I ran an escort service and we were an Buy the Hour type of business. Every minute counted. If my boys were late to call me at the end of an hour I'd give them 15 minutes before I started to call them. I needed to know they were OK and things were going as planned. If it was a very regular client, I'd be more lax as they knew if they wanted 2 hours there was more money involved.

In Thailand, there is an expectation that the time is not as important and not a fixed time frame. In those cases, it is important to know that is the norm in the country. It is not the same in the USA.

In Brazil, most go to short time rooms and while I have never had a boy charge me for more time, if you go over the allotted time for the room, the sauna will most defiantly charge you for an extra hour of their room.

In both Thailand and USA, it is almost understand that orgasm is not an "extra" and part of the service. However, for the boys in Brazil, they will often ask more if they cum as it is taking them off the roster for a hour or two and thus potentially take away a customer or two.

I personally don't like a boy that watches the clock either and for me that is also important. But, I also understand that business is business and I respect their need to earn more money. I have rarely ever asked a guy to cum as I want him to be ready in case the has the option to work again and make more money. I guess that is the businessman in me.

[Guest Klair]

I have rarely ever asked a guy to cum

Personally, I don't care if he cums or not. I'm paying for his services. If I am a customer, it's my needs that need to be fulfilled. Whether his are fulfilled or not is his own affair. That may seem selfish, but you said it yourself. Business is business.

[TotallyOz]

Personally, I don't care if he cums or not. I'm paying for his services. If I am a customer, it's my needs that need to be fulfilled. Whether his are fulfilled or not is his own affair. That may seem selfish, but you said it yourself. Business is business.

I am in total agreement. It is all about me if I am paying. If I really believed the guy was into it and wanted to cum, I'd help him do so. But, that is a rare occasion and honestly, when I cum I want them to shower and leave. I go from cuddly bear to get the fuck out of my place so I can watch the latest episode of So you Think you Can Dance bear.

[BiBottomBoy]

As a bottom it's very important to me that they cum. To be blunt I want to get jizz in my mouth or on my face at some point in the session. That said, I'm upfront about that and willing to pay more for it.

For me, time has never been much of an issue. It doesn't take me nearly an hour to get off and, like Oz, once I've jizzed the light fantastic, I want them to go the fuck away.

[Guest Klair]

It doesn't take me nearly an hour to get off

Me either. I wish escort services would charge by the quarter hour. That would be much more suitable for me. I feel like Rodney Dangerfield when he says, "My wife uses me to time an egg."

A friend of mine has given me his words of advice: "Fuck 'em, pay 'em, and shove 'em out the door." That works for me.

[BiBottomBoy]

For me it's "blow him, get fucked by him a while, have him pull out rip off the condom and jizz on my face and then get him out the door."

But, we are on essentially the same page.