Buck Or Kimber?

[BiBottomBoy]

Let's start some shit (and see if I can figure out how the "poll" option works here.)

The deal is that God has spoken to you and ordered you to fuck one of these two people tonight or else end up in the land of fire and hell for all eternity. Who do you do?

Buck Angel

http://www.buckangel.com/index.html

or

Kimber James

http://kimberjamesblog.com/

Explain your reasons if you can!

[BiBottomBoy]

Personally I'd do Kimber - she has a dick and she looks like she'd smell better than buck.

That said, I obviously like the top part of Buck's body more than the top part of Kimber's body.

But still, I think chick with dick would be a better option than dude with tuna.

[Guest Klair]

I voted for Kimber. I don't think Buck would look quite as good in a bikini.

[BiBottomBoy]

I agree - but Buck does have some decent pecs.

I voted for Kimber. I don't think Buck would look quite as good in a bikini.

[flguy]

Where is the "neither" button in your poll? LOL

[BiBottomBoy]

That would miss the point of the question - which comes down to, which is more important in your attraction to men - their overall masculine bodies or their dicks?

Where is the "neither" button in your poll? LOL

[Guest Klair]

That would miss the point of the question - which comes down to, which is more important in your attraction to men - their overall masculine bodies or their dicks?

Ok, but your poll question doesn't say that's the point. It merely asks which of the two you would rather "do." If that was your point, then it was a point easily missed, wouldn't you say? I didn't get that point either.

[BiBottomBoy]

I just thought that if you are gay and have the choice to fuck someone that looks female but has a dick or someone that looks male but has a pussy the point would be obvious.

And, since both of them work as escorts as well as porn stars the question seemed relevant to this site. One could argue they are both male escorts.

[caeron]

I'm going to hell anyway, so No. Just no

[BiBottomBoy]

The hottest guys will be in hell.

Heaven will be filled with dudes who do not know how to get their dick on!

I'm going to hell anyway, so No. Just no

[Guest Klair]

The hottest guys will be in hell.

Heaven will be filled with dudes who do not know how to get their dick on!

Heaven will also be filled with "them churchgoers" and them "God-fearing Christians," along with people who can't say more than two sentences without including something about Jesus and the 'Bah-ble" and pronounce it "Jay-zuz." If that's Heaven, I think I'll just keep the reservation I've got in Hell (or is that 'Hay-yull'?).

I guess I lose either way. I can either burn forever in Hay-yull or spend eternity with a lot of morons in Heaven - a hell of a lot of them.

[BiBottomBoy]

Unless, of course, it turns out that God is gay and heaven has all the hotties and hell is full of the straight churchmice.

[JKane]

While I've had a passing desire for women a couple times (has never gone well!) I've never had ANY attraction for men pretending to be (or changing into) women. It seems the worst of both worlds to me (and not just physically: attitude, personality, etc.). I don't even get the whole drag/impersonation aspect of gay culture, the 'Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence' are the closest to that I've ever found amusing.

Shemales in Hollywood have probably darkened my opinion of the group as a whole as well, overall nasty in every way back when they'd work SMB, beating up and pushing out working guys or latching onto the masculine ones and dragging them down into their endless drama.

That said, in my many forays hiring on Craigslist I have experienced two FTM (Female to Male) transsexuals. It was very interesting. Much more fun than the female bodybuilder I tried early on, both were the closest I've come to 'enjoying myself' with a (biological) woman. Neither quite put me over the edge though, but that may've just been because it was such a novel experience for me. I'd love to see the first again (actually slightly more feminine of the two).

So I'd vote Buck, except he's a bit older than I'd hire. I bet Kimber was a stunning twink once.

[BiBottomBoy]

I have fantasized many times about what Kimber must have looked like before (s)he went girly.

[AdamSmith]

That said, in my many forays hiring on Craigslist I have experienced two FTM (Female to Male) transsexuals. It was very interesting. Much more fun than the female bodybuilder I tried early on, both were the closest I've come to 'enjoying myself' with a (biological) woman. Neither quite put me over the edge though, but that may've just been because it was such a novel experience for me. I'd love to see the first again (actually slightly more feminine of the two).

Thank you! Always wanted to experience that. I may yet, if I make something happen with this person, whose online self-presentation I thought about for a while, then eventually decided I like considerably:

http://www.drbeaverboy.com/

But between the two offered in this thread, for me it would be Kimber. I love TVTSs. Not much taste for Buck's very butch physical type, though his cunt is cute. Just random individual preference, of course.

[BiBottomBoy]

Yeah,

Adam, it's weird. I'm bi so I have an odd perspective anyway but normally I look for super masculine dudes.

Yet, there is something about Kimber that totally turns my crank.

I guess sexuality really is fluid.