A 2-month OZdyssey in the bastion of great looking bodies

[TotallyOz]

The adrenaline rushes when I get ready for a trip to Brazil. I have tons of thoughts rushing in my head. I wonder if I’ll meet up with my favorite from years gone by. I wonder if I’ll meet the guy of my dreams. I wonder if I’ll find the guy that will finally make me settle down. I wonder how long I’ll go before I have to have one of those wonderful little chocolate balls at the best little chocolate store on earth. I wonder how many people I’ll meet from this site and if I’ll be able to make some new friends with common interests or just sit in the sauna waiting for the next diva to walk in.

Like so many other trips I must fly this long a distance first class to be comfortable. If not, I am a miserable bitch for a few days. As a long time NWA member I also had good fares to Brazil but rarely the upgrades unless it was on Continental. Well, Delta swallowed NWA and I now have to use their airline. As a first experience after the change, I can say I am not impressed yet. First, the cost was ridiculous. It was 2400 plus 50,000 miles for the upgrade. That is more than I ever paid with miles on NWA to upgrade to Thailand. The money plus the miles, I don’t feel as I got a great deal. The first leg of the flight was on a Delta flight with the wonderful lay down beds. Wow. It was comfortable and pleasant. I had some Hollywood moguls (their words not mine) that were sitting around me and chatter was constant so this was not a pleasant ride. The next leg was Atlanta to Sao Paulo. The nice lay down beds were gone and I was back to the uncomfortable regular first class.

When I checked in I was supposed to pay an extra 150 per bag for extra luggage. I expected this and it was no surprise. I was happy they did not measure the size or I would have been stuck with an oversize fee on my IMac. They gave me 3 free bags and I had 3 more to check so the total was 450. But, the lady was new and she made a bit of a mistake and charged me 75 total for all 3. So, I lucked out and was happy for that. Then, I get to the line to get to TSA and they had a cunt of a lady tells me 2 bags ONLY and I was forced to repack my carryons. I had some stuff I had to throw out and as soon as I did the lady went to the trash to pick it out and took it off. I thought maybe she was going to take it to security. But, her friend said she though I threw away a computer and she wanted it. LOL Bitch was not getting my computer.

The flight was fine. I had no problems with Delta other than the price I had to pay and I wish I had done United with Premium Economy. I think that is what I’ll do until I build up my miles with them.

I booked a nice hotel room in Sao Paulo for the month and I also have booked a tutor to help me with Portuguese. I doubt I’ll be able to learn much more than I need to get around at the saunas but it is worth a try. The language is so important when you are on the prowl. Most of the guys you meet at bars and restaurants do not speak English. You need to be able to say, “I love you. Will you meet me at my hotel when you get off work?”

I am just settled into my room. The sun is shining. The streets are hopping. I can smell the city welcoming me home.

I am not sure what if anything is on my agenda for the day. Perhaps a sauna. Perhaps just a nice restaurant and some relaxation as I did not sleep 2 minutes during the 20 hour journey. Perhaps I’ll let my regular know I am in town as the persistent e-mails have been getting me horny. Perhaps I’ll just fall asleep and wake up and see what time it is and what I can do with the rest of my day. Whatever I end up doing, I know that my trip to Brazil is going to be a blast! Look out Brazil. Oz is back in town!

[TotallyOz]

Well, my exhaustion got the better of me yesterday and I did nothing other than eat at a place close to my hotel and relax. The relaxing was mostly sleeping. I think I slept more last night than in the last month. It was nice.

Today my tutor came by. She is a middle age woman with 2 grown children. She will be tutoring me 3 hours a day 5 days a week. I hope it works out for me and for her. She brought 3 binders of copied paper that she asked 100R for. LOL Welcome to Brazil. I paid it as it looked like she worked hard to get these binders organized. I cut a deal with her for 150R for 3 hours. I thought fair for her and fair for me. If I am overpaying, let me know. If I am underpaying, please don't tell me.

The 3 hours went by fast and I learned a lot. But, I can tell this is NOT going to be easy as I have always been stupid when it comes to learning a foreign language. I don't have high expectations but I am hoping. After I see how she is for a week or two I'd be happy to pass on her information if anyone is interested.

I went to Lagoa. Rua Borges Lagoa, 269

São Paulo - SP, 04038-030

(0xx)11 5573-3923

Lagoa is the king of gay saunas in Brazil IMHO. I love it and always find sexy guys there.

Today I walked in and a boy I had met on the beach in Ipanema my last trip was there. He is the blond surfer who is twinky and adorable and with a little English. He is totally versatile and great in bed. I had seen him at Club 117 as well and was told by another Gringo that he was horrible and to avoid him as he was a thief and a liar. Turned out the man was in love with the boy and told everyone that to keep others from seeing him. I was lucky I met him on the beach and got a little nookie.

We headed for a short time room. I had fun and got to get all my tensions out from the flight down.

As soon as we were finished and out the door, he was chatting up another customer. He is a feisty one.

I then met 2 very hot muscle guys that I really liked. One from Rio and one from Sao Paulo. They are friends and I bought them dinner. They ordered a nice meal and some drinks and we chatted. The larger muscle guy is totally versatile and 20 years old. He is at least 6'2" and a ripped body. The other one was 20 and very boy next door. I told them after a few minutes that I was not looking for a programma but would buy them some drinks. I really enjoyed the conversation as both spoke good (almost good) English.

They will be back at the sauna on Saturday and I'll see if the boy next door moves from Activo only to everything.

Lagoa is having its 18 Anniversary party on March 12. It should be a big night. If you are town, be sure to give it a try.

[BigK]

What a great travel log. Hope you have a wonderful trip.

[MsGuy]

Please keep up these posts of your adventures in Brazil, OZ. I'm sure your exploration of Sao Paulo will provide us with some wonderful stories. Just be sure to keep in mind a picture is worth a thousand words.

[TotallyOz]

Thanks guys! I am still having fun.

My second lesson today in Portuguese. I learned a few things that will help me over the weekend.

mais barato por favor - go lower please

esta muito caro - its very expensive

That combined with learning how to ask for my egg white omelets each morning was a good day for language.

I had dinner at McDonald's today. A Big and Tasty meal is 15R. So, I don't see a 20-40 tip on top of the short time fee extravagant.

I went to Fragata today. Fragata is a sauna that some would say has the younger crowd and filled mostly with local customers. The place is smaller than Lagoa and while not as many guys there, I counted over 100 when I was there. There were a few that captured my attention. The one that really stood out was the one that ignored me. I chased him all evening until he finally succumbed to my charms. Well, I am not sure that is the word but I finally just attacked him with charm (wiggling my eyebrows until he couldn't stop laughing). I think I then had him at hello.

A versatile lad of small build and 22 years old. He was pretty good in the programma and I was able to see a more playful side of him once he was away from his friends and regular customers who didn't seem to like the American charm.

Fragata has some very sexy guys today and I'll defiantly return soon.

Fragata

http://www.termasfragata.com.br/

Rua Francisco Leitão, 71 Pinheiros

11 3085-7061 e 3061-3653

Here are some photos from their website.

[TotallyOz]

I spent the evening at Lagoa. I met a Gringo I met on previous trips there and chatted a bit.

I had one guy that caught my immediate attention. I tried to talk to him but he was walking off and disappeared. I looked for 2 hours and never saw him again. Then, all the sudden, poof he was there. I walked to him to chat but he would not chat with me. I was sad. I went back to drink some more. After about 20 min he walked by and smile and motioned for me to follow him. I did.

He was adorable. He was 18, new to the saunas and adorable. The epitome of twink. Young looking, smooth skin, very light skin, small and petite. I thought he was just amazing. He speaks no English and communication was impossible. But, I learned he is not a bottom. He does not suck dick and he does very little. Oh well, my dreams were crushed so I took him anyway. He was a great kisser. Had a nice dick that stayed hard the entire time and was very passionate. I really enjoyed my time with him. He had asked for 80 and I agreed. I gave him 100. I thought that was a lot but I wanted to make an impression so that one day he would bottom for me. I did get my finger in his ass and he moaned and seemed to like it but pulled away pretty quick. Oh well, I had a fantastic time.

Lagoa is 43R on the weekends. Cabins are 35. Gatorade is 7. The waiters had a hamburger on my ticket and I have learned to always check the tickets and I said it was not mine and I would not pay. They took it off. My bill for the day was 105R. I had several drinks and bought several boys drinks. Not a bad way to spend the evening. Lagoa gets busy around 7 or so and I was told it was even busier after I would leave. Most say that Friday nights are the best at Lagoa but I was at Fragata last night. I am also told that Sunday's are best at Fragata so I'll give them a test run tomorrow.

The streets are quiet in Sao Paulo today as it rained and the weather seems to have kept most inside.

If I get to see my twink boy again, I'll try to get a snapshot of him. TomCal is a pro at that but I am a bit shy. I'll try my best though if for no other reason than to get MarcAnthony down here.

[Guest tomcal]

"If I get to see my twink boy again, I'll try to get a snapshot of him. TomCal is a pro at that but I am a bit shy. I'll try my best though if for no other reason than to get MarcAnthony down here."

Oz, here's what I say and it works 99.9% of the time! (only have been turned down once out of all the guys I have asked to take of photo of!) After you have finished your time with him but while he is getting off the bed, say "Oh, Voce Muito bonito!" (you are very beautiful), Possibly Foto?? and take your camera out. Brazilians love to pose and usually that's all you have to say and they start posing! Usually I wait until thay have their towel or speedos back on and 1/2 will go "ok, and remove their towel/speedo and 1/2 will pose with them on.

When I see you in Porto Alegre in two weeks I will show you! LOL

[marcanthony]

"If I get to see my twink boy again, I'll try to get a snapshot of him. TomCal is a pro at that but I am a bit shy. I'll try my best though if for no other reason than to get MarcAnthony down here."

Oz, here's what I say and it works 99.9% of the time! (only have been turned down once out of all the guys I have asked to take of photo of!) After you have finished your time with him but while he is getting off the bed, say "Oh, Voce Muito bonito!" (you are very beautiful), Possibly Foto?? and take your camera out. Brazilians love to pose and usually that's all you have to say and they start posing! Usually I wait until thay have their towel or speedos back on and 1/2 will go "ok, and remove their towel/speedo and 1/2 will pose with them on.

When I see you in Porto Alegre in two weeks I will show you! LOL

I am glad both of you are having so much fun (and thinking about me). yes one day I am sure you will succeed in getting me down there (especially since I am trying to convince a very cute Brazilian college boy that I met at Splash in NYC to travel somewhere with me.... I bet I could convince him to come to his homeland). I know I know... it's like bringing your sandwich to a buffet, but this sandwich is made of AAA prime beef!