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Now if instead of banging bimbos he had been caught in a gay relationship...

Funny that you should muse along this line...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/04/tiger-woods-dream-derek-j_n_380697.html

Tiger Woods' Dream: Sex Romp With Derek Jeter, David Boreanaz And Rachel Uchitel, Report Says

UsMagazine.com describes an erotic dream that Tiger Woods reportedly sent Rachel Uchitel, one of his alleged mistresses. According to the web site, Woods told Uchitel in an email that he envisioned her having sex with Derek Jeter and Bones star David Boreanaz at the same time. The juicy email describes his fantasy in lurid detail:

"I had a dream we were married and I was leading the tournament," Woods reportedly wrote. "I came home, excited to see you, and there you were in the bedroom getting f--ked by Derek and David [boreanaz]. Some part of me thinks you would like that."

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Maybe not a gay relationship but at least it seems he might like to watch. Who knew?

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That's a lot more imagination than I was giving him credit for. I look at him with heightened respect, especially for his choice of Derek Jeter.

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And now this...

Mindy Lawton, Tiger Woods' Alleged Mistress: Tiger Is 'Very Well Endowed'

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/06/mindy-lawton-tiger-woods_n_381573.html

Mindy Lawton, a 34-year-old waitress, claims to have had a year-long affair with Tiger Woods filled with regular sex in a range of locations. The Daily Mail writes that the pair met in the summer of 2006 at a diner where Lawton worked.

According to Lawton, Woods is quite the lover. He is "very well endowed" and "knows his way around the bedroom. On a scale of ten I would give him 12," she tells News of the World. Lawton's sister, Lynn, adds that Mindy described their sex as "extremely good."

Woods was fond of sleeping with her in numerous locations -- from parking lots to the shower to the garage -- but the golfer refused to have sex in his bedroom.

Lawton also says that Woods has a particular passion for the color red, which he is known to wear on Sundays at golf tournaments. But according to Lawton, that isn't the only place he enjoys the color:

"His favourite [underwear] were my red panties with black lace. He had a thing about red and said he always wore it on Friday as that was his mother's favourite colour."

Both articles also reference Woods' penchant for sending steamy text messages. One claimed he was "dreaming of being inside of her," according to Lynn Lawton. This claim would fit with the alleged text messages he sent another purported mistress, Jaimee Grubbs.

Check out both the Daily Mail and News of the World for more details.

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For those who want more...

http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk//news/article-1233559/Tiger-Woods-8-hour-diner-waitress-deal-kept-affair-news.html

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/631528/Tiger-had-me-in-the-rough-Mindy-Lawtons-frantic-sex-with-Tiger-Woods.html

Looks like Tiger deserves his name. :P

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A sixth one has now decided it's time for her fifteen minutes, five anyway, to be followed by who knows how many others. What you might call a flourish of strumpets.

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A sixth one has now decided it's time for her fifteen minutes, five anyway, to be followed by who knows how many others. What you might call a flourish of strumpets.

The number is up to seven now. :o

Tiger Woods' Reported SEVENTH Mistress Is A Porn Star

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/07/holly-sampson-pictures-ph_n_382242.html

I'm coming to admire Tiger very much. Not for his infidelities, but for his gargantuan appetite and his stamina to feed it. Truly an example worthy of notice. Why did this man ever want to get married? He had to be aware of his apetite at the time. Now he has some sticky and unnecessary complications. :(

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The number is up to seven now. :o

Tiger Woods' Reported SEVENTH Mistress Is A Porn Star

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/07/holly-sampson-pictures-ph_n_382242.html

I'm coming to admire Tiger very much. Not for his infidelities, but for his gargantuan appetite and his stamina to feed it. Truly an example worthy of notice. Why did this man ever want to get married? He had to be aware of his apetite at the time. Now he has some sticky and unnecessary complications. :(

Ten, if I heard Meredith Vieira right this morning. The situation cries out for hourly updates.

I've been thinking the same about his stamina. All we've heard of so far, plus whatever is around the corner, plus an athletic career that has made him the biggest individual presence in all of organized sports. I'm awestruck.

He may have married because he wanted kids. He seems attached to his, unless that's just one more contrived facet of his fictional sqeaky-clean persona.

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