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For all you fans of Levi Johnston...

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We have 50 Governors. This guy gets the teenage daughter of one of them pregnant and now 2 teenagers have a child. He becomes famous for it. When is this guy's 15 minutes of fame going to end? Hope he makes enough to support the kid he helped create.

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Levi's pretty stupid, granted, but the fact that the Governor in question is a batshit crazy hyper-religious zealot that backed 'abstinence only' education to the hilt is also an important part of the equation.

At least the child they created can be the poster-child against abstinence only bullshit.

Levi is kinda cute though. There's this pistachio (of all things) campaign that has an ad featuring him, the tagline is "now Levi does it with protection".

After I saw it I wondered how long 'till he's doing porn... I'd look... but not sure I'd pay to.

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Levi is kinda cute though...

After I saw it I wondered how long 'till he's doing porn... I'd look... but not sure I'd pay to.

He has some potential if he drops some of the baby fat. Escpecially so if he conversation is limited due to his mouth being otherwise occupied. :rolleyes:

Guest StuCotts
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He has some potential if he drops some of the baby fat. Escpecially so if he conversation is limited due to his mouth being otherwise occupied. :rolleyes:

Potential, if you like 'em downright puddingy, a state he'll probably revert to quickly after he gets away from the immersion course of physical training he's being put through in preparation for the big photo shoot.

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Potential, if you like 'em downright puddingy, a state he'll probably revert to quickly after he gets away from the immersion course of physical training he's being put through in preparation for the big photo shoot.

Reversion I'm not too worried about. I hazard a guess that one night might be enough. ^_^

Guest Hoover42
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I hope he's uncut and hung like a horse, but I'm not holding my breath; well, not at the moment, anyway.

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I hope he's uncut and hung like a horse, but I'm not holding my breath; well, not at the moment, anyway.

Good thinking!

But if his reality falls short? All is not lost: Where nature is a flop, we can Photoshop. Choosing a dick to stand in shouldn't be hard. Beckham's leaps to mind, but suit your own fantasy.

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