The MER Guide to Threesomes

[TotallyOz]

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Threesomes: More Fun Than Just One On One!

Hello again my darling divas, beautiful bottoms, turgid tops and fabulous fags! I'm glad you keep cumming back to the Male Escort Review – where we do everything in our power to give you the low down on how to hoe down!

What's wonderful about the entire erotic escort community is that there is so much room for variation. No matter what tastes tempt you to trot, you can find a man who'll give you everything he's got!

Unlike romantic relationships, seeing an escort is all about living in the moment and being as fucktabulously jizzalicious as possible.

Of course, however, there are challenges. Even the most sexperienced escort may end up in a situation that is new to him – which is why we've created this sextacular series of sexy advice articles.

More often than not, a sexcort experience involves one man meeting another and tripping the light fagtastic. But, it doesn't always have to be this way. Pleasing one man is easier, but why leave it at that?

If you are a male escort long enough, you'll eventually come into a situation where a dude wants you to service him and his boyfriend. You may even find a guy who wants you to do him and his wife or girlfriend!

How do you handle this situation? Obviously the dirty dynamics are different when you have two cocks manage – but how do you deal with it when you have a cock and a cunt? After all, you generally don't put fish oil on a sausage sub!

Don't get your wonderful wang in a bunch. Just let the Male Escort Review Guide you along the way. And don't worry; the tuna tunnel won't give your straight cooties. Thankfully, heterosexuality is not contagious!

Dealing With Jealousy

Whenever you have a threesome situation - whether it's an escort sexperience or not - you have to worry about the jealousy issue. No matter how much a guy fantasizes about sharing you with his boyfriend or girlfriend, at the end of the day men are territorial creatures.

There is always a risk that once things progress from flirty to down and dirty, the green-eyed monster might raise its ugly head.

The guy may think you are paying more attention to his partner than you are to him. He may worry that his partner is more turned on by you than he or she is by him. Or he may just get flipped out the whole experience.

But, you can take charge and turn his frown upside down!

The key is to be very aware of the dynamics and have a good sense of what each dude is thinking during the date. If you notice either party starting to seem quiet or irritated, start paying attention to them.

You want to nip any jealousy in the bud right off the bat. A well-timed kiss can soothe his ego. You can always take a step back and let the couple play with each other for a while.

If all else fails, drop to your knees. It's virtually impossible for any man to stay angry when his cock is in your mouth.

Four Balls In The Corner Pocket - Playing With Two Men!

Your best bet when it comes to servicing two men is if both are tops – because it's easier to bottom for both than to top for two. If you have two bottoms, you'll simply have to alternate between them.

If one is a bottom and one is a top, you'll have to be as versatile as possible. But, assuming they are both tops, the position of choice is known as “fingercuffs.”

That's when you get on your hands and knees and gooble one guy’s cock while the other one fucks you up the ass – and you become the fingercuff in the middle. If the two gentlemen give each other a high five once they are in position, it's called the “Eiffel Tower!”

The advantage of this position is that it eliminates the jealousy factor. Each man is getting his cock worked on at the same time. Plus from that position, they can look each other in the eyes and have it be a shared “moment” between them.

You can get things going by giving them alternating blowjobs until both of them are hard. Then, get in position and become a man who is there to be mounted.

If both men are bottoms, you are going to have to be aggressive and slightly dominant and insist that they be willing to take turns.

Start off with each of them giving you a blowjob. They can suck either side of your delicious dick, or take turns – each one sucking for a few seconds before the other gets his chance to wow your wang.

Then, have both of them get into the doggy style position sitting side by side. After you've lubed them up and gloved your love, mount one of them and fuck him for a minute or two. While you are doing this, use one of your hands to penetrate the ass of the other guy – so he won't feel left out.

When you've fucked the one guy for a few minutes, pull out and let your penis penetrate the other guy. Again, use your hand to finger fuck the other guy’s awesome asshole.

Keep going back and forth and both dudes should end up satisfied.

It's considered polite to cum while fucking whichever guy set up the date. After all, he deserves bonus points for setting up the sexperience.

If the couple is a top and a bottom, you are going to have to be creative and extremely versatile. After all, Tab A cannot fit into Slot B if Tab C is already in there.

In this case, you are going to have to let each of them be patient. You can bottom out for one of them for a little while. Start out by letting the bottom blow you while you suck the top guy’s dick.

This gives each of them what they want right out of the starting gate. Then, when it comes to fucking you need to top the bottom before the top bottoms you.

The reason this is important is that if you are fucked first, you might cum and that might make it hard, if not impossible, for you to top the bottom.

So, fuck the bottom first while you are still rock hard and do him until you nut. Let the top watch as you turn his boyfriend into a bitch.

Then, once you've busted your nutterbutter, lie down and get ready to be reamed. The top will probably be very turned on by this point, and maybe a little jealous. Both of which means you'll probably get a rough ride – but as a professional, you should be able to handle it!

If by any chance the bottom is still hard after you've fucked him, you can always lean over and give him a hand job or a blowjob.

It might seem like a lot of work, but that's sometimes how it is when you are dicking for dollars!

Tasting The Tuna: What To Do When The Dude Brings His Woman With Him

Handling two guys is one thing; but what do you do with a dude is bi and wants his wife or girlfriend to be a part of the picture? Or, if it's the girl who tries to make the date because she wants to see her man get manhandled?

This can be a much trickier situation – after all, the last time many of us may have been close to a vagina was back in high school when we needed to take someone to the prom!

If you are getting paid to be part of a male/male/female threesome, there may be a lot of sights, sounds and smells you are not used to during sex.

While it's not true that girls taste like a tuna, their odor is very different from a man’s. Plus, they send out different pheromones than guys do – which can have a definite effect on your libido.

This is why before any date that involves a woman, you need to take Viagra about an hour before you show up. Remember, you cannot eat any food or drink any alcohol during that hour if you want the magic blue pill to have its most potent penis performance.

That will leave you ready to tango without worrying about breast and bush killing your boner.

Now take a deep breath and get ready to learn what you need to do in order to turn the threesome screw.

The rule of thumb here is that it is the female partner who is in charge of what is going to happen. Her husband or boyfriend may think he's in charge, but, in reality, she's calling the shots even if it's subtle.

So the most important thing is to pay attention to her reactions, and let her lead the way.

First off, there is a very good chance that you won't have to interact with the female sexually at all. There are many women out there who simply like watching gay sex. She may simply want to see you and her boyfriend get it on while she double clicks her mouse.

In that case, you can just pretend she isn't there and get down to your regular business. Her moans may be distracting, but you can always ignore them.

On the other hand, she may want you to play with both of them. Again, giving sexy service to the guy shouldn't be that hard – unless he's never been with a man before. In that case, check out our guide on how to handle “straight” first timers.

The challenge will be for you to figure out what to do with her. After all, fucking a girl is very different from fucking a guy – if it wasn't, we wouldn't be cockaholics!

When you fuck a guy, you can make him cum because your dick hits his prostrate gland or by jerking off his cock. But a girl is different. In porn movies it looks like you can give her a girlgasm just by sticking your dick in her pussy – and you don't even need lube!

In reality it's different. You have to rub her clitoris before you fuck her, and during the act. If you are doing her missionary style, simply move your hand down to her crotch and rub the area right above where your cock is inside her.

Her moans will let you know if you've hit the right spot. If you are doing her doggy style, life is easier. After all, you can always imagine you are banging a boy.

But, you will need to reach underneath her and play with her clit some more while you are doing it.

The real challenge will come if she wants you to go down on her. If you are unwilling to do that, you should let the couple know up front before they book the date. If you've never tried it, don't let it scare you; it doesn't taste bad, just different from cock.

If you do decide to muff dive, go gently. You can't be as rough with a pussy as you can with a cock. You need to start off slowly licking around her lips and build up until you get to the clitoris.

Once there, you can gently lick it while moving your fingers slowly in and out of her pussy. After a few minutes she'll probably be ready for sex, so then it's time to mount her.

Your orgasm is a very important part of the experience for a woman, so if you absolutely can't cum from fucking her, you'll need to pretend you did. Simply grunt, pull out and let yourself go soft. Since you are wearing a condom, she won't be able to tell you didn't cum – particularly if you go to the bathroom right away and flush the rubber down the john.

One Two Three Go!

There you go – the inside skinny on how to handle any threesome sexperience that might get thrown your way as you gay for pay!

It's more work to please two partners, but you'll make more money, honey. So don't believe the hype – three is not a crowd, it's just more buck for your bang!

So go out and get them – and let us know how it went!

Ta Ta!

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[AdamSmith]

assuming they are both tops, the position of choice is known as “fingercuffs.†That's when you get on your hands and knees and gooble one guy’s cock while the other one fucks you up the ass – and you become the fingercuff in the middle.

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If the couple is a top and a bottom, you are going to have to be creative and extremely versatile. After all, Tab A cannot fit into Slot B if Tab C is already in there.

Sage advice all. One addendum to the points above: You omit the delicious variant of two cocks up the same ass at the same time.

Given a Slot B of sufficient capacity, Tabs A and C can indeed fit simultaneously. Couple of my most intense moments engineered by Andre were with his cock and mine both ensphinctered inside another escort.

That spurs the thought that this discussion might be extended to the case where the 3-way is composed of 1 client and 2 escorts. Mechanics are no different but the psychodynamics could be.

[MsGuy]

Should I take all this to mean that plain vanilla aint ever gonna be the new black?

[AdamSmith]

Should I take all this to mean that plain vanilla aint ever gonna be the new black?

Why choose?

As ever, the Sage of Hartford:

...He had to choose. But it was not a choice

Between excluding things. It was not a choice

Between, but of. He chose to include the things

That in each other are included, the whole,

The complicate, the amassing harmony...

[MsGuy]

How mean! The whole complicate damned thing isn't online. Now I have a choice between excluding this thing from my mind and trudging my wheezing old self down to the local Carnegie. If I hadn't read that he named university poets "kept men" I might not bother.