Escorts Guide to First Time Clients

[TotallyOz]

Straight But Not Narrow – What To Do When You Are Your Client’s First Toe Out Of The Closet

Hello again, my happy homos, sextacular escorts and cuddly clients! Welcome back to the Male Escort Review – where we aim to not only let you rate your date, but also help you with all of the hot and heavy ins and outs of the escort scene!

We are here help cockaholics or all stripes – from the sextremely experienced to the tightest voracious virgins out there. If it's about escorts, we want to give you the inside skinny and lead you the right way.

Today we want to talk about straight boys - those poor misguided souls who spend their night eating the tuna taco even though they are surrounded by jizztacular tube steak that could spice up their life!

It's a well known fact that many men, even if they have wives or girlfriends, secretly wish they could trip the dick fantastic rather than pound the pussy, even if they've never been with a man before.

And, as I'm sure many escorts will tell you, when they are finally ready to give into their cockaholic cravings escorts are often their first choice. They don't want to be seen in a gay bar; they may be scared of getting caught if they actually dated a guy; or they may not be sure if they'll like the experience, or if they should stick to the straight and narrow.

An escort is an easy way to dip their dick in the water and find out if they are a Friend of Dorothy, or if the only beard they want to be intimate with is at home cooking dinner.

This can be a challenge for many escorts - you know what you are doing, but they won't. And they will probably be very nervous. After all, they may have repressed the kick they get from dick for years.

You also know that since you will be their first, you will be remembered forever. A gay never forgets his first time!

So, what's an escort to do? Don't worry; here at the Male Escort Review, we've talked to both escorts and clients and know what you need to do when a straight boy rings you up and tells you it's the first time – so you can make sure he keeps cumming back for more!

It's not that hard for you to learn how to give him a sextacular sexperience that will ensure he never looks at his wife quite the same way again!

Better still, you'll be training him for the other men in his life – because as we all know, once you have cock you just can't stop!

Don't Confuse His Fantasies With Reality

When it cums to a guy who has never taken it like a man before, he's apt to have lots of sexual fantasies going through his head - and during your initial contact you may hear all about them. He may email or talk to you about wanting it up the ass, to get cum on his face, to be called a bitch or any number other cockalicious concerns.

But don't get confused and think that he really wants to do all these things when you have your first date – even if he says so in his initial communications with you. For a guy about to lose his gay-ginity, these things are still in the realm of fantasy.

Once it cums to the down and dirty, he'll probably want to do some of these things and not others. So, don't immediately jump in and start out all hot and heavy.

Make small talk first, and then slowly build things up from vanilla to the kinkier stuff. Each step along the way, ask him directly if he wants things to go further. He might only be comfortable with mutual masturbation or a quick blowjob at first.

Whatever it is, let him set the comfort zone and don't get confused by what he's said he wanted. However, be prepared to offer it should he ask for it in person in the heat of the moment.

Keep Your Lips Locked Unless He Initiates

When a guy is first starting to experiment with other guys, one of the things they tell themselves is that “it's just a fetish” or “it's just sex, it means nothing.” This is how they protect themselves from admitting they belong at Cockaholics Anonymous meetings.

Because of this, during their first time they may be all into the sexual part of things, but not into anything that suggests real intimacy. A lot of experienced guys want a “boyfriend experience,” with lots of kissing and cuddling. A newbie may not want that at all – and be really freaked out if you try to kiss him.

So, unless he initiates anything, keep it to “straight-up” sexual stuff. Don't kiss anything except his cock! His lips may be reserved for his wife alone – for the time being!

Of course, if he does want affection don't be afraid to provide it – just make sure he's the one in the driver’s seat on gay lover's lane.

Let Him Talk Shit

When you meet him at the door, your gaydar signals may start flashing in enough neon to light up Times Square. It may be incredibly obvious that he’s gay – but he may still be in the middle of that river in Egypt.

So, he might start talking shit about how he's not really gay or that he's not sure if he liked it – even if he was singing Barbra Streisand songs while you fucked him to three or four outrageous orgasms.

When he's talking shit like that, he's just trying to reassure himself about his anxieties. He's not really talking to you. You can even agree with him that the giant hard-on he got as soon as he saw your dick has nothing to do with him being gay at all.

At the end of the day, it's not your job to be his therapist. It's your job to play along with him and allow him to use his illusions. Why pressure him?

Bring Your Own Condoms

In a perfect world, everyone would always carry condoms at all times. But as Plato pointed out, we don't live in the best of all possible worlds. And straight guys often have very good reasons for not carrying condoms with them.

After all, they may be dating a long-term girlfriend or be married to busty breeders who are on the pill. If they got caught carrying condoms, they would be busted and could end up shoved out of the closet well before they are ready to score!

In fact, for many of them it may have been years since they've even used a condom. So, make sure you bring your own and be prepared to show him how to put it on – and check that he's done it the right way.

You'll also have to make sure you have lube with you – but if you are a sexcellent escort you knew that already, didn't you big boy?

Set Up A Kill Fee In Advance

The truth of the matter is that some “straight” guys are actually chicken shit. They may like the idea of getting down and dirty and anxiously await analicious adventures, but not have the balls to go through with it.

In some cases they may actually meet up with you and only then decide they can't go through with it and want to leave. Don't feel like this is a rejection of you as an escort – it just means they are not ready to be reamed.

So, when you are talking with them, set up one price for if you actually have sex, and another price for if they can't go through with it. After all, you don't need to be paid in full if all you did was meet him and say “hi” - but you do need to be compensated for your time, cumtastic or not.

Our advice is to quote - in advance - a “kill fee” of about half your regular fee that he will have to pay if he walks away without the gay.

It's a fair compromise on everyone's part.

Don't Ever Mention His Wife Or Girlfriend

The most important rule - don't do anything to remind him that this is his first time or that he has a life in the straight world. He may be feeling a lot of guilt for galloping with the gays.

That means you can't bring up his wife, his girlfriend or females in general at all during the encounter. Even mentioning one of your female friends could fuel the fire of failure.

Part of this means you should never make any comments on his lack of experience – even complimentary ones. If he gives you really good head, don't say, “I can't believe you've never done this before” - it will do nothing but remind him of what he usually has his mouth or when he takes off someone's underwear – and pussy is not what he wants on his mind now.

When in doubt, say as little as possible and let him lead the conversation where he wants it to go.

Be Prepared For Two Pumps, A Tickle And A Squirt!

A straight boy’s first gay escort date may be the most sexciting thing that's happened to him in years. He may be more turned on than he has ever been in his life.

That means he may cum within seconds of either of you getting down to business. This is a crucial point. Remember, he's never been with a male escort before. He may be worried that because he's cum once, you are going to head right out the door.

At this point, you need to soothe his ego. Tell him it's perfectly natural for a first timer and that you have all the time he's booked to give it another go. You can claim to be flattered.

The point is to reassure him. And don't worry; if he was that excited, he probably will be able to get it up again in a few minutes and then you can really get down to business.

If you do this right, you may have earned yourself a customer for life!

Ease Into Anal

Unless you have a fag hag who shares, you may have no idea who cum-pletely clueless straight boys are about anal sex. Most of them have never tried it with their wives or girlfriends, and all they know about it is from porn.

And, I'm sure you've noticed the problem with porn is that it makes it look too easy. Whether it's straight or gay, the cock seems to always slip in easily with one magic stroke.

You and I know that's rarely the case. Unless you are dealing with a sextacular cum dump, getting into man pussy takes a lot of time and effort. You need to rim the guy first, lube everything up, work him with your fingers and then slowly and gently ease your cock into him until your balls are bouncing against his ass.

But, your client may not know this. He may expect and even ask you to just shove it in and start banging away. After all, that may be how he fucks the women in his life.

This is where you have to take control and gently show him how it's done. No matter how much he begs for it quickly, take it slow. He has no idea at all how much pain can be involved if you actually gave in to his demands. Tell him that you want his first time to be as good as possible and remind him that you are the sexpert.

His prostate will thank you for it!

Go Out And Score One For The Home Team!

There you go, my erotic escorts – the inside skinny on how to get into the mind of a “straight” boy who has decided to bend the rules and shop for cock!

They may take a little more effort than spectacularly sexperienced guys; but once you show them the way, they'll want to be gay! And, that's why you get paid to play!

That's it for now my kinky twinks, burly bears and horny homos! I'll be back with more advice soon!

Ta-Ta for now!

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[JKane]

I'd add a couple things.

You may well have the opposite problem of him cumming too quick, I didn't cum at all my first several times with escorts. He may well go soft, it's just nerves (or the condom), maybe give him a massage, try and give him time to relax into things.

Again, it's not you, he'll probably cum buckets thinking about it afterwards. I'd say be patient but also be aggressive--he doesn't really know what he wants (or is too shy to say), it's up to you to show him.

Escorts should also be prepared for the new client to shut down after cumming. Hell, as big a whore as I am I still do that sometimes... A "straight" guy doing it for the first time may be working through a lot of uncertainty and guilt, and this can hit extra strong once he's gotten what he wanted--and is still trying to deny he wanted it. Even if he was deep french kissing you minutes ago and begging for your cock I'd advice against trying to initiate a kiss or being extra... flamboyant in that sensitive time.

[TownsendPLocke]

Hmmmmm???

Maybe I am getting older(much older),less adventurous,running in different circles,or the Times They are a Changing or a combination of all three but my experiences with "straight"first timers has dropped to zero in the past few years.

The "straight"fellas I have played with---Well let's just say it was not their first time to the rodeo!

Don't know if I would have the paitience for all of the fun and games listed above,a very thorough list BTW OZ,in my doteage