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Beyond The Bedroom: A Male Escort Review Primer

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Hello again my delicious darlings, happy homos and voracious versatiles. The new Male Escort Review will be launched in just a few weeks; we are almost at the finish line!

As you know, part of the process of the raunchy relaunch is to create articles that can help you make the most of your erotic escort sexperience. No matter if you are a naughty novice or an experienced elder, we want you to feel as sincredible as possible!

Now, for the most part, when strictly-dickly guys think of hiring an escort it's because they want to hump the rump with a dirty dude who isn't fugly. But, it doesn't always have to be that way. After all, men hire escorts for hours, weekends and sometimes weeks at a time; and there is only so much time you can spend tripping the fuck fantastic.

Beyond that, not everyone hires an escort for a friendly fuck. There are a myriad of reasons for hiring an escort, and only most of them are delightfully dirty! Therefore, the Male Escort Review wants to give you a quick guide of ideas for things you can do with an escort beyond the simple suck and fuck. Some of these are naughty, some of them are nice; but each and every one will give your escort date a little bit of spice!

A lot of these ideas are foreplay: or as I like to call it, "scoreplay!"

Of course, not all of these will be for everyone, and you may have some ideas of your own. So, after you finish reading, we invite you to put your filthy minds to work and send us your own suggestions!

Wine And Dine Until You Feel Fine!

Having an escort show up at your door, get naked and give you a freaky fuck fest is like going to McDonaldâ's. It tastes great, and is satisfying, but doesn't really give total satisfaction. It's fast food.

But, what if you could build up the sexual tension so that your lay for pay is even more sexplosive? There is a reason straight people go on dates instead of to the back rooms of cockalicious clubs!

Building up to the sexperience can make it even better. So, why not book your escort for several hours, and take him out to dinner before you go home and screw? You'll have time to get to know your delightful dude, you'll feel good being seen in the company of a gorgeous hunk of man meat and get hot imagining what you can put in his mouth for dessert!

Hit The Gym And Watch Him Pump His Muscles!

Most escorts are in good shape: in fact, if they weren't, they probably wouldn't be in the business in the first place! Their body is their greatest asset, so why not use it to pump yourself up?

It can be a very erotic experience to take your escort to the gym for a workout. Of course, you don't have to pump any iron; you can simply be his "spotter" and watch him lift weights, move his ass on the treadmill and get sexsationally sweaty!

Your cock will pump itself up as you see his muscles pump and swell – thinking about what it will be like when you see him hit the showers!

All you have to do is figure out how to keep your hands off of him until you get back to your pad!

Use Him As Bait At Your Local Boy Bar!

If there's one thing I've learned over the years, it's that the smell of cock attracts cock. That's why when you hit a dry spell it never seems to end, but once you get laid, you start getting offers for gangbangs.

Is there some cute kid, tasty twink or total top at your local gay club that you've had your eyes on for weeks or months? Has it seemed almost impossible to get his attention? Maybe he just needs to see that you are getting some. That way, you get rid of the worst cologne of all - "Eau de Desperation."

Tell your escort to go to the bar without you. Then, you can show up at the bar and start to chat him up. When he starts talking with you, then dances with you and finally takes you home, it will look like you picked up one of the hottest men in the bar “ and people will notice!

Of course, this only works if he's not obviously bought and paid for, so tell him to make it a little subtle “ and, perhaps, even flirt with a few other guys before you accidentally run into him and get lucky!

You may have all the dudes dying for your dick the next time you hit that dirty dive!

Take Him To A Sex Club!

Sex parties are a great place to bring an escort. Whether it's a gay swingers club or a private sex party, having an escort at your side will increase your cockularity. And, it means you'll never have to worry about not having a hottie at your beck and call should most of the guests turn out to not be up to your high standards.

If you are a voyeur, you'll get the chance to watch him suck and fuck; if you are an exhibitionist, you'll be able to show off while he works your body to the max.

Beyond that, having him will allow you access to the other hotties – after all, you could offer to trade him for a half hour or so in exchange for someone else's paid for pet!

Live Out Your Straight Boy Fantasies!

Who among us hasn't lusted after a hunky dude, only to find out that he likes the taste of tuna more than the sweat meat? Sometimes it seems like all the horny hotties are straight!

We've all jerked off about pulling a dude from the dark side over the pink team; yet, it rarely happens. Sure, a six-pack might get you horny dude to let you blow him, but you'll never get a full sexperience.

But, an escort can make these dreams a reality! If you want to spend a little bit of extra cash, you could have him go to a bar with his girlfriend and have them put on a show of flirting with each other or even kissing until you move in for the kill.

Then, as you approach him, he can gradually start paying less and less attention to his "girlfriend" and more and more attention to you, until he finally ditches her and comes back to your place.

If you don't want to have to pay for the girl, a cheaper way to have this play out is to simply pick him up in a bar and have him role play that he's straight and never done this before, until you get him back and convert him to the power of the penis!

It could make for a sexsational evening!

Divine Al Fresco!

We all like the way our escorts taste: after all, the masculine musk is part of what makes men a must!

We also like to eat “it's one of the most basic human drives - so why not combine the two? No, I don't mean taking him out to dinner“ have him become part of the dinner! Your escort's body can become the ultimate dining room table. Make sure he doesn't wear any cologne or wash with a scented soap. You want him as natural as possible.

Then, have him strip naked and lie down on the bed. You can then cover his abs, belly, legs and "other areas" with sushi, cheese, sausage or any other kind of bite-sized food you like.

Now, eat it off him slowly. You'll find your belly start to get full while your cock swells as it enjoys the taste sensations that are rocking the nation!

Make Your Own Porn To Savor The Moments For Years To Cum!

It's no big secret that many of the more popular escorts work in porn and many of the biggest porn stars also work as escorts.

Dreaming about being a porn star yourself is a very common fantasy. There is the idea that no matter what we look like or how old we are, we could be a lust-producing love machine!

But, most of us wouldn't want to really be in porn because we have bosses, sisters, wives or boyfriends that we wouldn't want to expose our dirty desires to!

Enter the escort experience! Obviously you'll have to tell your escort in advance that you are thinking about doing a little film noir, but most of them will be into it, as long as you can afford to pay a little extra.

To make it even more fun, if you've hired an escort who is also a porn star you can have one of his movies playing the background while you film your sexperience! All you have to do is set up a video camera on a tripod and you can make your own personal porn with your private porn star!

You can play the tape over and over again and get the most bang for your buck possible!

Have An Erotic Wrestling Match

And See Who Gets Pinned Down First!

Are you so versatile that you can't decide if you want to top or bottom? I understand. It's all part of the give and take of being a glorious gay guy! So, why don't you let the situation determine if you are going in or out?

Why not hold your own personal erotic wrestling match with your escort boy? You can do it naked or clothed – depending on how much man-to-man contact you can take before you reach the height of your sexpectations!

Have both of you start at the count of three and then go for each other. Whoever gets pinned first is the fucker who will get fucked! You could do a few rounds, or simply have it be winner take all.

Of course, you'll have to find an escort that is as versatile as you are; but if you read Male Escort Review often enough, that shouldn't be too much of a challenge.

All you have to do is decide whether you want to win or lose!

It's Audience Participation Time!

Ok, my pretty perverts and penis pleasers, you now know my favorite escort fun and games. But, Male Escort Review is an interactive sexperience.

I'm not here to simply lecture you I want to know about the fun and games you have discovered as well. After all, one of your fantasies could lead me to have a naughty but nice night!

So, I implore you my lovelies, tell me what sort of fun escort activities you've discovered and enjoyed. Tell me what hasn't worked.

We want to here from you so that all of us will keep cumming back for more!

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Does putting him in a taxi count :P ?

Honestly-I rarely have any desire to socialize with most of the boys I play with.Hell I rarely remember/know their names :lol: hence the lack of reviews.

There have been some,and we remain friendly,that have come to be special to me.

My friend Hussy loves to find special hot guys for a day long BF experience-but it has to be a mutually enjoyable thing that is off the clock.He does pay them well for play time,but the shopping(he likes to buy them clothes)dining amd shows has to be something that the fella appriciates of itself-and not part of a financial arrangement.

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As I have probably already stated here I NEVER hire an escort for a single hour romp. At the very least I hire for lunch or dinner (his choice) and a couple of hours play time. I also DO NOT generally hire for single overnights. I find that, at least for me, I am better off hiring a guy twice for a meal and a couple of hours (the cost is usually about the same as a single overnight) than for an overnight. I really don’t, as a rule, enjoy “SLEEPING†with someone. I do travel with escorts for long weekends and even full weeks. We do then, of course, sleep together.

When spending an extended period of time with an escort the major thing I have learned is that the more time and effort I put into making the experience pleasurable for the escort the more pleasurable the experience becomes for me. I always select a travel destination that appeals to BOTH of us. I accomplish this by presenting the escort with a number of possible destinations, that all appeal to me, and allow him to make the final choice. I schedule daytime activities such as sightseeing, shopping, sunning at the pool or on the beach that I know we will both enjoy. I also do extensive research to locate restaurants that are fun, interesting, and serve excellent food. When shown consideration ALL good escorts know how to and appear to enjoy expressing their appreciation physically. In my opinion it is this expression of physical appreciation that makes the sex so sensational for the both of us.

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What about a trip to the beach! An escort in something skimpy the water making it cling to him! What could be better. Its almost along the lines of the pumping iron!

There is also the dinner and a movie date before the fun. You can talk then you can feel one another up in the dark movie theatre. Or better yet if the movie isnt that good you can maybe do more. Make sure you sit in the backrow.

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When spending an extended period of time with an escort the major thing I have learned is that the more time and effort I put into making the experience pleasurable for the escort the more pleasurable the experience becomes for me.

Its the buildup...it works nicely

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Here's some of the things I like to do with escorts on overnight and extended sessions:

  • Wine and Dine
  • Stage Plays
  • Use them as a "tour guide" when I'm new to their city
  • Camping, 4-wheeling, and times at my recreation property
  • Concerts
  • Casino hopping

When we've traveling together, I make sure to schedule some "alone" time where they are free to do things on their own. They'll often want to spent time alone in the gym, take a walk, play computer games, or just watch their favorite TV programs.

I think most of them appreciate that they don't always have to feel like they're "on the clock".

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Here's some of the things I like to do with escorts on overnight and extended sessions:
  • Wine and Dine
  • Stage Plays
  • Use them as a "tour guide" when I'm new to their city
  • Camping, 4-wheeling, and times at my recreation property
  • Concerts
  • Casino hopping

When we've traveling together, I make sure to schedule some "alone" time where they are free to do things on their own. They'll often want to spent time alone in the gym, take a walk, play computer games, or just watch their favorite TV programs.

I think most of them appreciate that they don't always have to feel like they're "on the clock".

It's very smart about the alone time OneFinger. I also like the Tour Guide idea.

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Those are some great ideas! While I greatly enjoy my hot and steamy hourly clients, longer appointments really do take things to another level in my opinion.

Wine and dine has always been a personal favorite of mine ever since some of my clients turned me into a foodie in NYC. One tip about dining out though is to make sure it is a place you are comfortable. I have had a couple dining experiences where my client took me to an extremely upscale restaurant only to find out they never dine like that and were completely out of their element. You should never feel that you have to step out of your own comfort level to impress an escort. We can have just as good of a time at your favorite bistro than at the hottest new place in town. Although if you enjoy fine dining and want to take me to Bouley or Nobu...I might just give you a discount, hehe.

I've also had fabulous times with clients going to the theatre, checking out museums, dancing in the clubs, being tour guide, and just playing the role of boyfriend for a few days. And don't even get me started about trips to Vegas with clients! WAY too much fun!

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I think most of them appreciate that they don't always have to feel like they're "on the clock".

I think you are right. I think they appreciate it and I know I do when I feel an escort is not watching the clock as well. It goes both ways.

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