MER's Guide To Beautiful Blowjobs

[TotallyOz]

Not Just For Balloons Anymore – The Male Escort Review Guide To Beautiful Blowjobs

Let's talk about cock, baby. You know – a long, hard, pulsating penis. The kind that sticks straight up in the air and makes your mouth water. Let's talk about being on your knees in front of a big strong man, unzipping his jeans and smelling his manly musk, while you unleash his delicious dick.

There you are. It's right in front of your face. You can feel the heat coming off of it. It's hard because it wants you. It wants to feel your warm, wet mouth envelop it. It yearns. It hungers. Your heart starts to beat faster. It wants to be worshiped until it sprays its heavy cream all over your face, chest or wherever you want it.

But, maybe you're nervous. Maybe you've never done this before. You want to please his horny homo man meat, but you are worried you'll disappoint him. Perhaps you are only 18 or 19. Or you are older and in the closet, and have only had your face buried between pussy before.

What do you do? You know he's waiting for it. You know he wants it. You know that deep down in your soul, you need to do it. The desire for dick is like a virus running through your soul.

This is the moment of truth. Are you going to give him a cumtastic experience, or are you going to blow it?

It's not like you can ask your mom or dad for advice on being a cocksucker. And you know you can't trust porn – because porn lies. Yet, you don't want to go by trial and error!

That's when you come to the Male Escort Review. Yes, we know that many of you are very experienced sword swallowers, but there has to be a first time. We understand that many of you cum here (and look for escorts) because you are trying to get some experience.

We've created the articles here on Male Escort Review with newbies in mind. In the past we've told you how to handle your first escort date and how to have your first anal adventure.

Today, we are going back to the basics by providing you with Blowjob 101: The Guide To Giving Great Head.

Because we all know that anyone who has ever said, “There is no such thing as a bad blow job” doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about.

So, let's get ready to blow the men away!

Don't Jump Right In For The Kill!

When you see beautiful boy cock, your first instinct may be to pounce on that penis. After all, if it's your first time you want to find out how it tastes, smells and feels first hand – so to speak! But, as any sexperienced dude will tell you, timing is everything. And good things cum to those who wait.

The way to make your dude really moan, groan and be hard as stone is to tease him a little bit first. Kiss his thighs. Put your hands on his legs. Cup his ass with one of your hands.

Then, stick out your tongue and lightly touch the tip of his penis and pull back. Kiss around the head. Slowly move his foreskin back. Look up at him so he knows you are getting ready to do it.

Make him wait for it. Then, once he's quivering in anticipation, slowly take him into your mouth. But don't start going full steam ahead right away. Move your mouth up and down slowly at first and then gradually increase the speed.

Stop every so often at first to pull back and look up at him. He'll be practically begging for you to get back to your job. By teasing him this way, you'll slowly build up his experience and his orgasm will be much more powerful than if you just went at it from the start.

Just Because He's Sensitive Doesn't Mean His Cock Is

While many of us were happy horny homos starting in our early teens, there are also a lot of us who were late bloomers. And in that case, we may have much more sexperience tonguing the tuna tunnel than sucking the cock fantastic.

This experience, while often more traumatic than tasty, can skew our first fun with fabulous fellatio. The fact is that clitorises are insanely sensitive pieces of equipment that need a light touch.

His cock isn't like that. Think about what you do when you jerk off. You grip that motherfucker and pound it for all it's worth, don't you?

Now, as we said before, you don't want to jump right in with full-on sucking. You do have to start slow; but once the teasing is done, go for it. Unless you are the Muscles From Brussels, it's going to be pretty hard for you to give too strong a blowjob.

Wrap your hand around that sensuous sausage. Hum on it like a Hoover. Pound away at it and pick up speed until your hand is a blur. Gulp it down with gusto!

Wetter Is Better

This should be fairly basic, but I've been with a lot of younger guys who didn't pick up on this until I had to point out how to please my penis. You need to get his shaft as wet as possible before you start doing anything serious with it.

You can do this in several sexy ways. Slowly rub it up and down the shaft. You'll avoid chafing and it will feel much more sextacular.

Use your saliva and drool over his shaft to make it wet. Don't worry that you might look silly doing it – as long as you are paying attention to his cock, he won't give two shits about how dainty you are being.

Should you have dry mouth, break out the lube – which you should always bring with you on any date. It might taste a little gross at first, but remember, he's going to be filling your mouth with a tasty treat soon enough!

The Hungry Man – The One Move That Will Blow Him Away!

This is where porn fails us. More often than not, it shows the dude jerking up and down on the shaft while the guy sucks on the head of his manly man's meat. While this will make him cum, there is a secret technique that can do this one even better.

I call it the “Hungry Man.” Instead of going up and down on the shaft, just keep gripping UPwards on the shaft, from the base to where it goes into your mouth, alternating with both hands, almost like you're frantically trying to feed the dick to yourself.

This works well on two levels. One – it keeps constant contact on the top of his shaft where he is most sensitive. Two – it works psychologically because it makes him feel like you are desperately in love with and hungry for his cock.

Once I started trying this technique, I went from getting compliments on my blowjob skills to getting stunned superlatives.

If you do this, you'll stand out from the crowd and hear him moan loud!

Try The Teeth – It Can Be Turgidly Tantalizing!

I know this may sound scary. After all, teeth are not something a lot of newbies think about when you think about cockalicious cravings. And obviously you don't want to bite or do anything that would risk breaking the skin.

But, for many guys, using a little bit of teeth can be a wonderful thing. You just have to be careful. What works for many men is just lightly grazing your teeth just below his fireman's cap while you suck on the tip of his penis.

You do have to be careful with this carnal clamping. Some men will love, lust and laud you for it. Some will be a bit turned off.

The key is to start of lightly and gage his reaction. If he seems put off in any way, stop and try another technique. But, if he doesn't protest, apply a little more penile pressure. You want to use just enough to make him feel the friction, but not enough to make him worried about becoming a eunuch.

Give Him The Finger

Giving a bangtastic blowjob isn't just about the cock. It's about everything and anything anywhere near his rod of love. Tongue his balls, lick the area between his nuts and asshole, and more importantly – give him the finger.

Once again, you don't just jump into this. Wait until he's getting hot and heavy and until your hand is wet with his pre-cum, your spit or some lube – or a combination of all three.

Then, start lightly rubbing around his asshole. Be gentle at first, and then very slowly slip your index finger inside. You don't want to rush this or you'll hurt him.

Now, once you are there, keep sucking like the cockaholic you are. Don't finger fuck him unless he tells you to. Moving your finger in and out of his ass is, in general, not the best way to push him over the edge. Instead, by wiggling your digit around you'll find the end of his prostrate. Stimulating him here while sucking his giant Johnson will give him the mother of all orgasms.

Don't get put off if he's a very masculine dude. Even total tops tend to love a little anal invasion.

Curly Q's And Shaft Tasting!

As mentioned before, porn fails us when it shows the dudes just pumping up and down on the shaft. There are so many other, better possibilities.

The Hungry Man is my default choice for a cock-tail, but you can also play around in other ways. A particularly popular plan to play with a penis is the do the Curly Q.

Instead of moving your hand up and down the shaft, move it in circular motions around the shaft itself. Make corkscrew like motions up and down. Involve his foreskin, if he has any, in the entire process.

In the meantime, don't let him get dry. Rub your lips and tongue up, down and around the entire shaft to keep it as wet and sexsational as possible.

Going In Deep

Deep throating is not for pussies, but it is something a lot of guys are very, very into. Whether you want to do it or not is a matter of personal preference and practice. The odds are you won't get it right the first time, but if you keep at it, it could help bring your face fucking to fabulous new levels.

I've always found that the easiest position for deep throating is having the man lie flat on his back on a decent sized bed. Then sit however you are most comfortable - Indian style, kneeling, whatever - it doesn't really matter. Just position yourself just about parallel to the guy's belly, and she should angle the front of your body toward his crotch. This will put you in a position where it's easier for you to control the situation and ease his cock down your throat at a speed you are most comfortable with.

You'll probably gag the first time out, but after a couple of attempts you'll learn to relax your throat and take it like a man!

Ready, Set Blow!

Ok, so here we are again. You drop to your knees. You are ready to worship your first man with your mouth.

He's strong and virile. You are weak for his body. The tasty treat is just seconds away. And because you've read the Male Escort Review, you are about to take a chunk of wonderful cock into your mouth.

You can thank us after you've brushed your teeth!

cc MaleEscortReview.com 2009

[BiBottomBoy]

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[Guest bendit]

Thank you - that was great! One thing I do is use my tongue to run from the shaft right up to the head - draggin upward and then stargint over - along the - I am not sure what to call it - the vein, the canal???? - it sure seems to get things hot - can anyone else explain this better - or have better ideas? Agree totally with your finger advice.

I love this site!

[TampaYankee]

I have to say, I find cock more interesting than Palm Springs parties.

You seem fixated on the topic dragging it from thread to thread. Let it go.

[BiBottomBoy]

No.

I was being sarcastic.

My bad!

I realize irony doesn't always translate well online!

[TotallyOz]

No.

I was being sarcastic.

My bad!

I realize irony doesn't always translate well online!

LOL I don't always get irony in person until I see the person's eyebrows raising awaiting my response. I am normally not involved in the conversation and looking at the hot boy that just passed. My attention span is not good.

[BiBottomBoy]

Ha!

I was just pointing out how amazed I was at all the pages of comments on the other thread and trying to make a joke about "hey, aren't we here to talk about sucking and fucking?"

But, it fell flat.

I will never joke again.

(Or was that just a joke?)

[TotallyOz]

Thank you - that was great! One thing I do is use my tongue to run from the shaft right up to the head - draggin upward and then stargint over - along the - I am not sure what to call it - the vein, the canal???? - it sure seems to get things hot - can anyone else explain this better - or have better ideas? Agree totally with your finger advice.

I love this site!

Good point.

Glad you love the site! We love people who love the site.

[TotallyOz]

No.

I was being sarcastic.

My bad!

I realize irony doesn't always translate well online!

LOL I don't always get irony in person until I see the person's eyebrows raising awaiting my response. I am normally not involved in the conversation and looking at the hot boy that just passed. My attention span is not good.

[Guest mineallmine]

Ahhhh another fantastic article. Oz you should write a book of fun and creative alliterations for the happy homo at home! Lots of tongue is always a good add in. Keep it moving curl it use it creatively.

[Guest bendit]

I agree!!!