A Long Time Cumming

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A Long Time Cumming – The Male Escort Review Guide To Weekend And Week-Long Escort Experiences

Hello again my pretty pansies, hunky homos and turgid tops and bodacious bottoms! Over the past few weeks I've been giving you the straight dope, inside skinny and deep background on anything and everything involving male escorts. It's just one of the many ways I give all my boys a tip to thank them for their attention to the site.

When last we spoke I was writing about how a client can give a man sinfully sensual sexperience. And then the readers of Male Escort Review spoke and said, “Hey Oz, that's all well and good, but why the fuck didn't you talk about long term escort sexperiences?”

To which I can only reply: “Do you really think I'd forget about that? Hell, I've had wicked weekends in Bangkok, ball-bursting weeks in Brazil and cock-crazy cruises on the Gulf Coast! When I find a good escort, my goal is to turn him into a long-term habit. I am a cockaholic, after all!”

I simply didn't want to confuse the issue in a basic Escort 101 Guide. In fact, I'd already started outlining this delightful little bit of dirt when I saw your comments.

So, I'm sure you can see where this is going. Having an hour or even an evening with an escort is one thing. It's the basics. He comes to your place and you cum. Then, the next morning you log into Male Escort Review and give us all the dirty details. What could be simpler?

But now, we are going to move on to the advanced course. Because if having a hot horny homo for a night makes you high, imagine having him at your beck and cock for a weekend or longer!

That can be an incredible sexperience, but also comes with its own risks to balance out the raunchy rectal rewards. Therefore, it's only fair that if we are going to guide you through doing guys for the short term, we also walk you through the basics of a long-term date – whether it be for a weekend, a week or a whole long while!

Of course, it should always be noted that every situation is delightfully different, and life can always throw you a wild card – but these pearl necklaces of wisdom should help you reduce problems and make your extended dates as asstastic as possible!

Let's get going!

Rule #1: Don't Jump Into The Situation Right Away!

We've all been in this situation. We see a hot guy on Male Escort Review and notice that he has a ton of positive comments. Our mind starts to race. We realize we just got a bonus at work and that the government is finally going to bail out our company. So, we think to ourselves, “Damn, I'd like a week with his trouser snake!”

Hold your horses, homo! Just because a guy looks great on the site and has pleased a lot of guys doesn't mean he's the right one for an extended engagement. Being around the same escort for a long time means you need to have some carnal chemistry – and that's something you can't control.

Therefore, before you even think about hiring him for a weekend or longer, schedule at least one date beforehand and see how it works out. Lots of things could go wrong. His accent might turn you off. He might snore. You might snore. You might have trouble making conversation.

These are things you need to know about before you schedule a never-ending date for your nasty needs. That's why you have to put any pay for play gay on a trial run before you do the long term thing – or you may be throwing your money away on a less than sextacular sexperience.

We also recommend, if you are thinking about taking an escort on a vacation for a week or more, to do a second trial run of hiring them for a weekend first – so you can make sure the initial sexual connection wasn't simply a one-time thing.

My mother, God rest her soul, always told me to NEVER go to the Piggly Wiggly when you are hungry. The same is true for escorts. Don’t book a long term appointment just because you are horny and haven’t had any in a few months. Book an appointment and get off before you set plans in action for a long term gig.

Remember, you've got to play in the minors before you hit the big leagues!

Rule #2: Trust Your Instincts

This rule is for both the clients and the escorts and is very, very important. Before, during and after the first initial encounter, stand back and think about it. If you are a client, don't let the size of his wonder wang cloud your judgment. If you are an escort, don't let the amount of money he's offering delude you.

Think back and decide if you've noticed any “warning signs” or red flags about the guy in question. Is there anything that makes you think there might be a problem? If your instincts tell you that for any reason at all this might be a bad idea – just don't do it.

The odds of a bad experience occurring increase exponentially the longer you are with a guy. Things that seem like little problems at first can become huge issues. So, be very careful if your instincts warn you off – they are probably right.

Rule #3: Don't Hire A Long-Term Escort On The Rebound

You may be tempted to hire a long-term escort when you've just broken up with your boyfriend. After all, you are used to regular sex and companionship. You may have booked a cruise for two and be worried that you'll be depressed if you go on your own. You may need to feel loved.

This is exactly the wrong time to hire a long-term escort. You still are going to have lots of unresolved feelings going on. This could lead you to act crazy and scare the shit out of your sex slave. It could make you feel even lonelier, because the escort can't replace your love. Or, you may end up spending a lot of the time bitching about your ex and boring your exciting, erotic escort to tears.

That's why you should never hire a long-term escort on the rebound. Wait until your emotions are back in shape before you step up to the plate!

While I do believe this is true, I have found for me that I get over an ex faster if I have a long-term hire. I am more relaxed, fulfilled and happy. But, it is not as easy as others as I am able to quickly distance myself from someone if I have someone else waiting in my bed.

Rule #4: Plan Everything Out In Detail Beforehand!

Whenever you book someone for a weekend or more, there are going to be a lot of expectations built up around the experience. You'll be paying a lot of money and therefore will want to get exactly what you are looking for.

The only way to make this happen is to plan everything out in detail and let the escort know what you are looking for. This will eliminate the potent potential for disaster.

Do you want to spend the entire weekend in your hotel room fucking and ordering room service? Fine, just let him know. Are you planning on taking them out to dinner, a museum or a show? Let him know that as well – if for no other reason so that he will pack the right clothes. I once took a boy to a spa for a week and he needed to know we would be doing hiking, biking and riding horses. Had I not told him, he may have prepared for the gay disco each night and even though he was a diva, seeing him in his Saturday Night Fever outfit on a horse ranch may not have been the safest thing for either of us.

Think long and hard about exactly what you are looking for and what you want to do, and your escort may make your dreams cum true!

Rule #5: Pay Something In Advance

This one is pretty simple. As soon as the first day goes by, find a discreet way to hand him an envelope with some money. That way it's out of the way and neither of you has to worry about it. Do not pay the entire amount up front. That would be nuts. But, do show some token of payment after the first night that you will honor your agreement. What I have done in the past is often agreed to a per day fee and I pay each day that way the guy knows he is getting his money and I know he has enough cash should he decide this engagement is not for him. I have never had a guy bail on me yet but I do treat them with the utmost of respect. Also if he is having a miserable time, I much prefer that he jump on a plane and get the fuck out of there and let me have a good time as usually if the escort is in a pissy mood, it will show and it will make for a bad experience.

Plus, he won't be worrying the entire time about whether you will rip him off – and he'll have money in his pocket if any incidentals come up. I will also usually give a certain amount of money per day for spending or shopping. This does not have to be a huge amount but I do like them to know that they have money of their own instead of always waiting for me to offer. It just makes things easier for them. An example would be: when I take a boy to Vegas, I give him 100 USD a day for gambling. They can use it on the tables or they can pocket it if they want. If they want to spend more of their own money, that if fine too but totally up to them. When I am in Montreal, I’ll tell them if they find a boy they want lap dances with, I’ll pay for 5 of them. If they don’t, they can pocket that money. Often a truly gay boy will want to have a few lap dances as he knows I will do the same and I an not jealous at all if he is having a good time.

Rule #6: Build In Some Alone Time

Ask your married friends - no matter how hot the guy is or how into him you are, it's not normal for two people to spend all of their time together 24/7. This might work for a weekend date; but if it's for any longer period of time, you need to build in some alone time – or you both risk getting on each other's nerves.

Remember, the escort is not your slave – he's a human being, and you can't ask him to be “working” non-stop for an entire day.

You'll both have a better experience if there is some sort of “time out.” If you are on a cruise ship, one of you can go to the bar and have a couple drinks or hit the pool while the other guy explores the ship. If you are in a hotel, one of you can hit the gym for an hour. I will often tell the guy, “hey, why don’t you go by a new shirt for tonight. Here is some money. Pick out something sexy. Take your time and I’ll see you in a few hours.” They leave and I have my alone time and they will have some as well. It works out for both parties.

It doesn't matter what you do; planning out some time apart will help you cum together better.

Rule #7: What To Do If It All Goes Wrong

We'd like to think that using the Male Escort Review and following all of these guidelines would make it impossible for you to have a bad long-term escort experience. But, people are human and random shit happens in the world.

Therefore, no matter how much prep work you do and how good the escort is, there is always the chance that things can go horribly wrong – and you have to be prepared to deal with that possibility.

First off, if things start going badly, communicate with each other and try to find a way to work things out. If the problem is not going to go away; end the date as soon as possible and try to come to an arrangement to end it on good terms. The odds of things fixing themselves and getting better are really low. That means if you are in a hotel, get out of the hotel. If you are on a cruise ship, get off at the next port of call. If you are traveling, head to the airport. If the client or escort was violent, go to the police. They'll be much, much more concerned about physical abuse than whether or not a paid companion was involved.

You don't want to risk making things worse. Don't worry about the money at that point. Wait a day or two and see if communication is possible to work out the financials.

The best way to do this is to figure out how much time was lost and how much the escort was getting paid by hour or day and refund that much money, minus any expenses the escort incurred while leaving. That means that if he had to pay for a plane ticket, that money is subtracted from the amount. Try to make this a win win situation and that is VERY hard but possible. Again, communication is the key. Unless one of you is a total asshole with unreal expectations, you should be able to come to a fair arrangement.

An additional word to the wise: If one long term contact with an escort or client goes badly, do not book a second one – even if the guy offers a lot of money to try again. The odds of the shit that made the first contact a problem magically disappearing are really low – and you'll just be setting up more hassle for both of you.

The only exception to this rule is if the escort experience went bad because either of you got sick – that can happen to anyone. But in all other cases, the same shit storms will raise their ugly head once again!

Don't fall into temptation!

The Long Run

There you go! That's the basics of long-term boy balling! It's all common sense – the main thing is, don't let your need for greed or the lust of your little head cloud your reasoning!

Long-term hook ups are complex – but can lead to great sex! So, as soon as you are ready, go out and get them – and then let Male Escort Review know how it went!

We can't wait to hear about your sexperiences!

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