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Oh C'mon!You have to find the humorous side of your fetishes!

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I have several fetishes/kinks that I sometimes get to induldge.Nothing that your average working fella has not heard several times before.

However-we were discussing "strange"requests(not passing judgement here) at brunch yesterday and I was amazed at some of the things the boys told me about.

1)Furries!Apperently there is a whole cult of folks who like to dress up as animals and fool around.Enough folks enjoy this that there are furry parties and meetings as well as a website furry.wikia.com two of the boys had regulars who liked to play this way and pay really good money as well as picking up the rental fees for the costumes.

2)Mr. Balloon/Clown man. This fella like to hire 2-3 boys,have them come over to his place and have them frolic in his sunken living room which he has filled with colourful ballons.He likes to masturbate while watching them-he often is dressed as a clown with a clown wig,clown costume,and clown makeup.He pays HUGE money for this.One of the boys has a fear of clowns and had to walk out of this scene.

I am impressed by these folks willingness to foot the expense and put in the extra work to fulfill these fantasies-but at the same time,,,,well you just have to wonder what they get out of it?

a chaque son gout doncha know.

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My philosophy is always if it is between 2 consenting adults, let them have fun.

I am pretty vanilla myself. I know there are rumors to the contrary but it is true. I am the easiest guy on earth to please. A little nipple play and I am yours for life. I think I have gone through many stages. When I first came out, I was a total bottom and only wanted to service guys. I then went to being a total top. I went through the leather/bear seasons. I went to a few sex parties. I tried fisting a few guys (a finger up my ass hurts so a fist would not be possible). I even attempted water sports but have always been horrible at peeing on command. There are few things I would not try and hold no judgments to anyone that likes sex the way they like it and for whatever reasons they like it.

I know escorts who have serviced clergy on their alter, senators in their offices, taxi drivers in the cars and numerous other things space and time will not allow. It all seems fine to me. I think acting out sexually with another adult is not only very normal but necessary to staying mentally healthy.

If all people were allowed to express their sexual desires without judgment, I think there were be far fewer sex crimes, less sick days and more happy people.

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The extreme furry people are rather scary. But no more scary then some of the extreme BDSM people. I think one of the more interesting fetish that I found was the whole vampirism thing. I actually walked into a club with friends not knowing what it was. A whole universe of play and people opened up right before my eyes.

I am a pretty live and let live kind of guy myself. I know what I like and dont like and to each their own. Im usually willing to try new things if I think it will be hot. Sometimes twice jus incase I didnt get it right the first time!

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The balloon people are more common than you think.

In fact if you search around you'll find forums where the balloon people have extended, bitter arguments, about whether a true "Balloon Dude" cums when the balloon is popped or while it's being blown up.

My fave real silly fetish are the sneeze fetish people. They even argue about whether it's fair to "fake" your sneezes.

http://www.sneezefetishforum.org/forums/

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Thanks for the lead-in BiBottomBoy! Chance for some defensive self-promotion. Yea, we 'looners' (I don't really like the moniker - too close to 'loonies' ['loonatics'?] but at this point we're stuck with it...) are much more common these days maybe because of all the hype and youtube b2p videos. There are some pretty well established forums where the fine points of balloon lust are discussed in endless detail. There's a natural schism between the "poppers" and "non-poppers" that can get heated at times, I consider myself a "situational popper or pop voyeur".

I'm not so much into doing the popping as having 'em busted for me by a playfully aggressive guy with a bit of the devil in 'im. The reason I started hiring "hustlers", as they were fondly known back then, when I was all of 19 was to indulge my balloon fetish and I've been at it for 30-odd years through relationships with partners who get fed up with my "special requests" and finally say "go out and hire somebody for Ghod's sake!". Once a month or so, I love to have my fantasy playroom session where I fill the room up with hundreds of 12 inchers, a few 16" 24" 36" & those long phallic lovelies, turn on a couple of fans and wrestle my favorite man (or men) of the moment amidst the colorful chaos!

As most guys who got into it young, I was originally quite afraid of them popping, then in my teen years, found it turned me on to an incredible degree, just watching a sexy guy blowing one up, not knowing for sure what he's going to do with it, gets me all kinds of horny. I used to keep my fetish totally under wraps, but now it's like the 3rd or 4th question I ask a new guy before I hire him. I get about a 60% acceptance rate. No huge payout required, pretty much just the usual. Straight guys particularly love it because they can show me their fearless bravado and it's something interesting to do besides sex.

I'll hire without the balloon thing if he kisses, converses well and pegs the lust-o-meter..., but if I have my druthers... Some guys say they'll try it and are surprised to find themselves phobic (no worries). I'm in hog heaven right now because my two regular guys are totally fearless and can blow up a monster 24" or 36" until it explodes. That's usually too much for me, but I like stretching my limits and enjoying the show. Lots of other fun things to do with balloons but this post is getting way too long.

There was a great Wikipedia entry that explains the fetish pretty well (except for the unfortunate "treatment" crap at the end) but some twit editor made a stink and it was deleted from the main section.

Clowns freak me out though, sinister buggers... I guess too I heard too much about John Wayne Gacy or something. I much prefer the clownish behavior without all that garish makeup.

Any studly top guys in the LA/SoCal area up for an intere$ting play date, drop me a note! :wub:

(btw, if you can sync the cumming and the popping it's more esctatical) :D

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The balloon people are more common than you think.

In fact if you search around you'll find forums where the balloon people have extended, bitter arguments, about whether a true "Balloon Dude" cums when the balloon is popped or while it's being blown up.

My fave real silly fetish are the sneeze fetish people. They even argue about whether it's fair to "fake" your sneezes.

http://www.sneezefetishforum.org/forums/

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Beats me... I straddle the "to pop or not to pop" divide and can find the joy on both sides, silly forum residents just always seem to search out something contentious. :blink:

Wow, (he said subtly changing the topic) one of my favorite balloon porno studs has just updated his site, have a look! I really love his take on the fetish. All this talk and I'm off to see my favorite Pop Star (yea ouch...).

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Personally I find the hatred between the poppers and non poppers of the balloon tribe to be silly.

Why can't you all just get along?

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ROFLMAOTIPMP...Oh boy, Bottomboy I am in tears. I have heard of some strange fetish's but have been introduced to about 10 new ones. Gas peddle pumping?? Thats a fetish..and gut flopping that was just to funny for words. It would seem that anything that you can imagien can potentially become a fetish! I wonder if opening a beer can will be soon added to their fetish list. The crack the releasing hiss from the can. There can be wars over wether the pop of a bottle is better then the crack of a can!

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If you want to really laugh (and aren't grossed out by breasts) google "Quicksand Porn."

You won't fucking believe it.

Also, and for this you have to be able to put up with looking at a girl's asshole, go to www.cakefarts.com - by far the silliest fetish in the world.

Guest mineallmine
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Who thinks to google quicksand and porn! Its really unfortunate they dont let them drown in the quicksand! Or better yet...here is a few hundred bucks go stand over there in that quicksand and wrestle around in it. Don't worry we will pull you out of it.

And just because im curious even though I should know better...I went to the cake place and all I can do is shake my head. I can atleast say I never saw the infamous 2 girls and a cup video. I stayed away from that one!

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Two girls and one cup is the most horrible thing I've ever seen, but I was in a bar a few months ago and someone pulled it up on their computer and I had to watch.

My friends know I'm fascinated by weird fetishes so they send me strange links they find.

The cakefart thing doesn't bother me that much, because you don't see her vagina very often and assholes look like assholes no matter what gender.

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