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Zeb Atlas-would someone please tell this boy STOP!

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I first met Zeb Atlas at a porn convention.He had just done his first phot spread for Advocate Men.He was so cute-a hunky collage jock with a furry chest and a great head of hair.

I saw him dancing at the Pirahna night club in Las Vegas this past weekend-he is now so massive that he could easily play The Incredible Hulk in a movie-no special effects required.

Now I am sure there are some on this board that go gaga over bodybuilders-I am not of that camp.

I hope someone tells him to stop soon-IMO he is just at the edge where he is going into freakshow territory if he gets any bigger.

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It's best not to get your hopes up. Aside from what his chosen name tells us he wants to be, he's probably doing a land-office business with people who sigh only for billowy mastodons who look not so much like muscle queens as like parodies or near-parodies of muscle queens. I'm sure you'll find consolation elsewhere soon.

A tangent: Maintaining a body like that takes fanatical dedication. What will it all look like when he either can't or won't keep it up any longer, or age and gravity set in? My guess is a mountain of melting ice cream.

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What will it all look like when he either can't or won't keep it up any longer, or age and gravity set in? My guess is a mountain of melting ice cream.

Exhibit A...

arnold-schwarzenegger.jpg

Guest StuCotts
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Exhibit A...

arnold-schwarzenegger.jpg

My little simile is so unequal to the stark, not to say stomach-turning, reality.

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My little simile is so unequal to the stark, not to say stomach-turning, reality.

LOL...you two are hilarious to post such a thing :lol:

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