a fat mans holiday lament

[TownsendPLocke]

I am a fat man.I love food.I have been trying to diet(and yes this is unusual)so that I do not go into my fifties in a wheelchair or a stretcher.

People who are otherwise kind and intelegent have been sending me goodies this year-even those who know I am trying to be good.

I know the mean well(at least I hope so)but c'mon!Would you send an alchie a bottle of wine?Of course not.Even my mom sent candy and she knows what I am trying to do

I do not mean to come of as ungratefull-but honest I would not miss the candy or the cookies or the Tower o' Sweets this year(or next as a matter of fact)

I am going to play Santa tommorow night at Numbers and give my goodies away to those with better metabolisms than mine

[Guest Barr1965]

I am going to play Santa tommorow night at Numbers and give my goodies away to those with better metabolisms than mine

I will there tomorrow, so do I get a goodies? You know what I like

[TotallyOz]

LOL Great post.

The average American gains 10-15 pound between Thanksgiving and New Years Day. That sure is a lot of sweets.

I have a sweet tooth myself and I really do miss my southern Xmas candies the family made for me when in the states.

[TownsendPLocke]

I am going to play Santa tommorow night at Numbers and give my goodies away to those with better metabolisms than mine

I will there tomorrow, so do I get a goodies? You know what I like

Those kind of goodies help to burn calories Barr1965! You are already so slim!

See you tonight