Guest StuCotts Posted August 19, 2008 Posted August 19, 2008 A while back somebody posted kind words about boys2rentnow.com. I looked it up and agreed. That site has now fallen on dark days. Its Manhattan listings are now down to below 100, heavily larded with ads of escorts whose listed cities are nowhere near Manhattan. It was good while it lasted. Now there's Rentmen.com. Listings for Manhattan amount to 223 as of today. They include some trannies, which I don't remember ever seeing on Rentboy, also some guys I don't recognize from other sites. My main complaints are that most of the best of what they have is already on Rentboy, and that their "I get into" feature gives insufficient information. One quirk: finding an individual's URL means left- and right-clicking simultaneously to get to Properties, then the usual from there. My favorite ad is Saitott's: http://rentmen.com/profile.php?userid=1610...click1219165386 My guess is he's a fan of Gertrude Stein. Quote
BiBottomBoy Posted August 20, 2008 Posted August 20, 2008 That is the funniest and most ridiculous profile I have ever seen. I wonder if someone tried to explain the idea of SEO keywords to him and he misunderstood the lesson. Or, if this is simply an example of what meth does to young people. A while back somebody posted kind words about boys2rentnow.com. I looked it up and agreed. That site has now fallen on dark days. Its Manhattan listings are now down to below 100, heavily larded with ads of escorts whose listed cities are nowhere near Manhattan. It was good while it lasted.Now there's Rentmen.com. Listings for Manhattan amount to 223 as of today. They include some trannies, which I don't remember ever seeing on Rentboy, also some guys I don't recognize from other sites. My main complaints are that most of the best of what they have is already on Rentboy, and that their "I get into" feature gives insufficient information. One quirk: finding an individual's URL means left- and right-clicking simultaneously to get to Properties, then the usual from there. My favorite ad is Saitott's: http://rentmen.com/profile.php?userid=1610...click1219165386 My guess is he's a fan of Gertrude Stein. Quote
AdamSmith Posted August 20, 2008 Posted August 20, 2008 My guess is he's a fan of Gertrude Stein. He is channeling her! A Valentine for Sherwood Anderson Very fine is my valentine. Very fine and very mine. Very mine is my valentine very mine and very fine. Very fine is my valentine and mine, very fine very mine and mine is my valentine... http://writing.upenn.edu/pennsound/x/Stein.html Quote
BiBottomBoy Posted August 20, 2008 Posted August 20, 2008 This reminds of about five years ago when I joined a dating site because I was single. There was this one guy who would send random once sentence responses every couple of weeks, even though I never once responded to him. They would be along the lines of "You bareback?" or "Suck my cock?" or "I cum on you?" He did this for like six months. He never said "hi" or gave me any indication that he had even read my profile or anything. I could never figure it out and always wondered if there were some guys out there actually responding to him. He is channeling her!A Valentine for Sherwood Anderson Very fine is my valentine. Very fine and very mine. Very mine is my valentine very mine and very fine. Very fine is my valentine and mine, very fine very mine and mine is my valentine... http://writing.upenn.edu/pennsound/x/Stein.html Quote
Guest StuCotts Posted August 20, 2008 Posted August 20, 2008 He is channeling her!A Valentine for Sherwood Anderson Very fine is my valentine. Very fine and very mine. Very mine is my valentine very mine and very fine. Very fine is my valentine and mine, very fine very mine and mine is my valentine... http://writing.upenn.edu/pennsound/x/Stein.html Do you believe in metempsychosis? I never thought I did, but having re-read the ad in the light of your creepily on-the-button quotation, I could be persuaded that ol' Gert inhabits Saitott. Probably a tight squeeze. Quote
BiBottomBoy Posted August 20, 2008 Posted August 20, 2008 I think it's more likely that: 1. This dude is neither gay nor an escort but that his frat buddies put this up as a prank. or 2. Meth was involved in creating his profile. or 3. Both Do you believe in metempsychosis? I never thought I did, but having re-read the ad in the light of your creepily on-the-button quotation, I could be persuaded that ol' Gert inhabits Saitott. Probably a tight squeeze. Quote
AdamSmith Posted August 20, 2008 Posted August 20, 2008 Do you believe in metempsychosis? My dear! One's earliest juvenilia bore the title 'Metempsychopathia Sexualis.' You can see what I was reading then. Probably a tight squeeze. You think? On the other hand, easy to imagine the entirety of Alice B. fitting easily inside Gertrude. Quote
Guest StuCotts Posted August 20, 2008 Posted August 20, 2008 My dear! One's earliest juvenilia bore the title 'Metempsychopathia Sexualis.'You can see what I was reading then. You think? On the other hand, easy to imagine the entirety of Alice B. fitting easily inside Gertrude. Did you at least wrap it in a dummy Mickey Spillane jacket to fend off inconvenient questions? Any thought of physicality between those two has always been enough to put me off my feed. Your image has guaranteed me a dinner of one lettuce leaf, if that much. Quote
BiBottomBoy Posted August 20, 2008 Posted August 20, 2008 Yeah. That's gross. I'd rather think of Bea Arthur doing bestiality than that! Did you at least wrap it in a dummy Mickey Spillane jacket to fend off inconvenient questions?Any thought of physicality between those two has always been enough to put me off my feed. Your image has guaranteed me a dinner of one lettuce leaf, if that much. Quote
AdamSmith Posted August 21, 2008 Posted August 21, 2008 Bea Arthur doing bestiality 1. ASPCA would object 2. That is to say, Bea Arthur pleasuring herself Quote
BiBottomBoy Posted August 21, 2008 Posted August 21, 2008 1. ASPCA would object2. That is to say, Bea Arthur pleasuring herself If we want to really go into the no man's land of absurd grotesquerie, how about Bea Arthur going down on Rossane Barr? Quote
Guest StuCotts Posted August 21, 2008 Posted August 21, 2008 If we want to really go into the no man's land of absurd grotesquerie, how about Bea Arthur going down on Rossane Barr? Absurd? Read: emetic. Yet another dinnerless evening. At this rate I'll be back to pencil slimness in no time. Quote
AdamSmith Posted August 21, 2008 Posted August 21, 2008 Yet another dinnerless evening. At this rate I'll be back to pencil slimness in no time. (I was resisting this, but the will crumbles:) Try, in all events, not to muse on the Sitwells! Quote
Guest StuCotts Posted August 21, 2008 Posted August 21, 2008 (I was resisting this, but the will crumbles:)Try, in all events, not to muse on the Sitwells! Have mercy! My abstinence for this evening is , in any case, already a fact. Quote
BiBottomBoy Posted August 22, 2008 Posted August 22, 2008 Danny DeVito fucking Andy Dick. Have mercy!My abstinence for this evening is , in any case, already a fact. Quote
TotallyOz Posted August 22, 2008 Posted August 22, 2008 Danny DeVito fucking Andy Dick. Hey, I like Danny DeVito! Quote
BiBottomBoy Posted August 22, 2008 Posted August 22, 2008 I like hairy - just not small and hairy. Hey, I like Danny DeVito! Quote
Members RodHagen Posted August 22, 2008 Members Posted August 22, 2008 So Far a worthless website. Two weeks now and haven't received one info-request, as opposed to other sites where I receive lots daily. Quote
BiBottomBoy Posted August 22, 2008 Posted August 22, 2008 Given the sample profile, are you really surprised? So Far a worthless website. Two weeks now and haven't received one info-request, as opposed to other sites where I receive lots daily. Quote
