DNC Jail

[BiBottomBoy]

The City of Denver is building a temporary jail for the democratic convention.

http://www.9news.com/news/article.aspx?sto...1&catid=188

I guess this means that if you go you should leave you bongs, meth and assless chaps at home.

Which, to my point of view, spoils the whole purpose of going to a political convention.

Maybe I'll go to the GOP one instead.

You know at least a few of the Republican Senators and delegates are leather daddies.

[Guest StuCotts]

The City of Denver is building a temporary jail for the democratic convention.

http://www.9news.com/news/article.aspx?sto...1&catid=188

I guess this means that if you go you should leave you bongs, meth and assless chaps at home.

Which, to my point of view, spoils the whole purpose of going to a political convention.

Maybe I'll go to the GOP one instead.

You know at least a few of the Republican Senators and delegates are leather daddies.

Actually, leather dady doesn't really describe Reps and their proclivities, according to escorts who have told me of their work at political gatherings. I've had about the same story from both male and female escorts.

The Reps are largely into being on the receiving end of S&M action, or at least major degradation. They show up in their frumpy business suits and respectable underwear, flag lapel pins firmly in place. Personal hygiene isn't always important to them.

Physically, they tend to be as soft as trash bags full of jello. Picture a composite of Dick Cheney, Karl Rove and Rush Limbaugh. They have dimples where their dicks should be.

Wattles aquiver with lust, they whine to be debased. They can come up with specific requests that raise the eyebrows of all but the most case-hardened sex worker. In moments of throbbing engorgement a negligible smidgen of dick will maybe peek through the folds of flab. The squeals get pretty shrill.

It's best to require advance payment because after the excitement is over they'll try to get away with underpaying. As it is, the money will often be wadded up into the smallest pill they can manage to make it. Of all the peculiarities, that one puzzles me most.

So, have a GOPish blast. Should we expect a full report?

[BiBottomBoy]

You just made my cock want to retract back into it's body.

Actually, leather dady doesn't really describe Reps and their proclivities, according to escorts who have told me of their work at political gatherings. I've had about the same story from both male and female escorts.

The Reps are largely into being on the receiving end of S&M action, or at least major degradation. They show up in their frumpy business suits and respectable underwear, flag lapel pins firmly in place. Personal hygiene isn't always important to them.

Physically, they tend to be as soft as trash bags full of jello. Picture a composite of Dick Cheney, Karl Rove and Rush Limbaugh. They have dimples where their dicks should be.

Wattles aquiver with lust, they whine to be debased. They can come up with specific requests that raise the eyebrows of all but the most case-hardened sex worker. In moments of throbbing engorgement a negligible smidgen of dick will maybe peek through the folds of flab. The squeals get pretty shrill.

It's best to require advance payment because after the excitement is over they'll try to get away with underpaying. As it is, the money will often be wadded up into the smallest pill they can manage to make it. Of all the peculiarities, that one puzzles me most.

So, have a GOPish blast. Should we expect a full report?

[AdamSmith]

Physically, they tend to be as soft as trash bags full of jello. Picture a composite of Dick Cheney, Karl Rove and Rush Limbaugh. They have dimples where their dicks should be.

Superb.

Having decried double-posting, I do more and more of it. Stu drives me to repost from the Beckham thread:

...The skin hangs in loose, plastic folds just there, and there is a little copper-colored circle like a quarter made out of pennies. There's a hole in the center and it is corroded green at the edges. This must be a kind of "naked suit" and whatever the sex organs may be, they are hidden behind this hot, pocked and pitted imitation skin... Carol Emshwiller, "Sex and/or Mr. Morrison"

[BiBottomBoy]

I'm terrified because that quote just made me hard.

Superb.

Having decried double-posting, I do more and more of it. Stu drives me to repost from the Beckham thread:

...The skin hangs in loose, plastic folds just there, and there is a little copper-colored circle like a quarter made out of pennies. There's a hole in the center and it is corroded green at the edges. This must be a kind of "naked suit" and whatever the sex organs may be, they are hidden behind this hot, pocked and pitted imitation skin... Carol Emshwiller, "Sex and/or Mr. Morrison"