Guest CTDick Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 I recently emailed an escort who lives in two cities to ask if he was going to be in City A while I was going to be there. Here is the response: this is XXXX i maybe there then, ill have my add on rentboy if im usly in City B alot, Beyond my tendency to get out the red pencil (capitalization, punctuation, spelling?), I have trouble with this email because it is barely understandable. I take it that XXXX will have an ad on Rentboy if he's going to be in City B. Dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotallyOz Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 I recently emailed an escort who lives in two cities to ask if he was going to be in City A while I was going to be there. Here is the response:this is XXXX i maybe there then, ill have my add on rentboy if im usly in City B alot, Beyond my tendency to get out the red pencil (capitalization, punctuation, spelling?), I have trouble with this email because it is barely understandable. I take it that XXXX will have an ad on Rentboy if he's going to be in City B. Dick Dear Dick, sorry you are having issues. I know this boy well. Here is what he said: Hi there. This is XXX. I travel a great deal and try to split my time between the two cities. When I am in City B, I ask Brandon Baker to move my add to that city so my clients will know I am there. I do spend a great deal of time in City B and it would be my pleasure to spend some good quality time with you. I'd also be willing to travel to City B if I am not there if you are looking for an overnight or a weekend. I assure you that you will not be disappointed in my services. I am currently in graduate school and don't have a great deal of time to spend on e-mails and the best way to contact me is via telephone. I'd be happy to answer any questions you may have. I look forward to meeting you! Hugs and Kisses, XXX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TownsendPLocke Posted April 5, 2008 Members Share Posted April 5, 2008 I get plenty of intelectual stimulation and stimulating discourse in my life. That is not ythe kind of stimulation I am hiring hookers for I am not looking to suck their brain But I do agree with CTDick(hope to see you in Montreal over Memorial Day)it would be a good thing if the boys did respond in a cogent and civilized way rather than MySpace shorthand or other uninteligible lingo. But it is not a deal breaker for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members marcanthony Posted April 6, 2008 Members Share Posted April 6, 2008 I get plenty of intelectual stimulation and stimulating discourse in my life.That is not ythe kind of stimulation I am hiring hookers for I am not looking to suck their brain But I do agree with CTDick(hope to see you in Montreal over Memorial Day)it would be a good thing if the boys did respond in a cogent and civilized way rather than MySpace shorthand or other uninteligible lingo. But it is not a deal breaker for me. They can even reply in French while in Montreal and that works for what we are looking for too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members marcanthony Posted April 6, 2008 Members Share Posted April 6, 2008 Dear Dick, sorry you are having issues. I know this boy well. Here is what he said:Hi there. This is XXX. I travel a great deal and try to split my time between the two cities. When I am in City B, I ask Brandon Baker to move my add to that city so my clients will know I am there. I do spend a great deal of time in City B and it would be my pleasure to spend some good quality time with you. I'd also be willing to travel to City B if I am not there if you are looking for an overnight or a weekend. I assure you that you will not be disappointed in my services. I am currently in graduate school and don't have a great deal of time to spend on e-mails and the best way to contact me is via telephone. I'd be happy to answer any questions you may have. I look forward to meeting you! Hugs and Kisses, XXX HAHA... this is great. It reminds me of the hilarious scene in Airplane where the lady says that she speaks "jive" and can translate. Oz obviously has learned "twink" quite well, and I agree that his translation is quite good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
