Question from a dangling member . . .

[TotallyOz]

Ha!

I notice that you are yourself just one post away from "Tumescent Member". Any plans for celebrating?

If you were with TotallyOz in Rio right now, you could celebrate with the young man in the photo. According to the "Top Boys Rio" website, his name is Kaique, and he also does a very nice "Prodigious Member". Wish it were mine.

It could be yours. They parade them around in the saunas daily. I took a friend from NYC who has never been to a sauna before with me yesterday. He was utterly shocked. Said he had never seen anything like this in his life. Amazed and happy. Sitting there watching all the guys slide it out from underneath their towel rock hard to let you know they have what you want. It is a fun place.

[Guest StuCotts]

It could be yours. They parade them around in the saunas daily. I took a friend from NYC who has never been to a sauna before with me yesterday. He was utterly shocked. Said he had never seen anything like this in his life. Amazed and happy. Sitting there watching all the guys slide it out from underneath their towel rock hard to let you know they have what you want. It is a fun place.

A gay NYer who's never been inside a bathhouse? Times are changing faster than I can keep up with. That used to be something that would be admitted only by those who didn't care what was thought about them, or those who flaunted it as a contrarian credential.

Anyway, the pic is mouthwatering. But hot looks are no guarantee of hot performance in the horizontal. How interactive is sex with the hot lookers? Are they escorts or hustlers? Will you ever tell us about them? One or more reviews would clue us in nicely, or even something sketchier if it covers the right things. May we hope?

[lookin]

Here is the results:

Curious 0

Dangling 50

Aroused 100

Tumescent 250

Esteemed 500

Prodigious 750

Olympian 1000+

Is it possible to add back the word “Member†to the descriptions? If there’s room, “Olympian Member†just sounds funnier to me than simply “Olympianâ€, and it might make more sense to those who have not read through this thread. Thanks!

PS: If you agree, there's no rush at all. Your humanitarian work among the Cariocas of the Rio saunas must not be interrupted or delayed. Too much may be riding on it.

[Guest StuCotts]

Ha!

I notice that you are yourself just one post away from "Tumescent Member". Any plans for celebrating?

If you were with TotallyOz in Rio right now, you could celebrate with the young man in the photo. According to the "Top Boys Rio" website, his name is Kaique, and he also does a very nice "Prodigious Member". Wish it were mine.

I don't foresee a celebration involving anything like what shows in the pic. I guess I'll have to take refuge in low-key good taste.

[TotallyOz]

Is it possible to add back the word “Member” to the descriptions? If there’s room, “Olympian Member” just sounds funnier to me than simply “Olympian”, and it might make more sense to those who have not read through this thread. Thanks!

PS: If you agree, there's no rush at all. Your humanitarian work among the Cariocas of the Rio saunas must not be interrupted or delayed. Too much may be riding on it.

Done. However, you are now a curious member. I think we only have one Olympian Member. I have a goal now.

[lookin]

Done.

Obrigado!

However, you are now a curious member.

Story of my life . . . But one more post and I’ll be a Dangling Member.

I think we only have one Olympian Member. I have a goal now.

Me too, and his name is Kaique! Talk about a Dangling Member! Woof!

[lookin]

And who better than Kaique to come and demonstrate the various Member Levels:

Curious Member

Dangling Member

Aroused Member

Tumescent Member

Esteemed Member

Prodigious Member

Olympian Member

[TotallyOz]

And who better than Kaique to come and demonstrate the various Member Levels:

I could not think of anyone better myself. Perfect example.

[Guest SouthernMan]

WOW! That is the HOTTEST man that I've seen in the last 25 years!!!!!!

Great body, beautiful face, beautiful cock!

Where is he located???

[lookin]

WOW! That is the HOTTEST man that I've seen in the last 25 years!!!!!!

Great body, beautiful face, beautiful cock!

Where is he located???

Rio de Janeiro! He’s in a thread that TotallyOz posted in the Pub a couple of days ago. (Obrigado!)

http://www.maleescortreview.com/forum/inde...?showtopic=1744

Apparently he works for an agency in Brazil.

http://www.topboysrio.com/topboys/

You’ll have to scroll part way down the page to find him, but it’s a very enjoyable trip! Where do they get all these hot guys?!

[lookin]

Well, I knew the day was coming. I so enjoyed being a 'Tumescent Member' that it's somewhat harder becoming an 'Esteemed Member', so to speak.

I like tumescence. In a member, and in life in general. To me, it's always implied 'good enough', with the potential to get even better. I enjoy a somewhat restful state knowing that I can usually rouse myself should the occasion arise. And 'Tumescent' is certainly a lot closer to my day-to-day reality than 'Esteemed' is or, perish the thought, 'Prodigious'.

But, remembering the fun time we had coming up with these member names, I found the post that did it and am offering here a modest appendage, you should pardon the expression.

Too bad the punctuation got clobbered in this vintage post, but it's still pretty readable. Most of the picture links are gone too, especially the ones to Kaique, an erstwhile Brazilian escort. To me, his pictures were such perfect examples of various member types that I'm uploading them here for your closer inspection and, I hope, enjoyment.

Here's wishing my fellow members the state of arousal that suits you best!

Curious Member:

Dangling Member:

Aroused Member:

Tumescent Member:

Esteemed Member:

Prodigious Member:

Olympian Member:

[Guest tomcal]

Lookin, Kaique(mauricio) he is one of the most fun guys working in Rio! he is very enthusiastic in bed and has been in number of films as the last two years! He tops or bttms with equal energy and always has a smile on his face.

Here is a pic taken last year in the shower.

[BiBottomBoy]

I'm a fan of the prodigious member.